YET ANOTHER EXCELLENT DAY TO CHITT ALL OVER THE PLACE! GOOD DAY, MY FELLOW CHITTRERS. SEND POST.
THAT IS WHO I AM YES WHAT IS IT? DO YOU NEED MONEY? POST REPLY.
wow. i'm pretty sure this is a troll-science based time travel thing that's letting me talk to you, but... are you doing okay, dad?
BETTER THAN EVER MY BOY! I HAVE BEEN ENJOYING MYSELF THOROUGHLY ON THIS WEBSITE AND I HAVE BEEN OCCUPYING MY TIME NOW THAT YOU'RE GONE ATTEMPTING TO PERFECT SOME OF MY FAVORITE RECIPES. I AM ALSO LEARNING VERY MUCH ABOUT ALIEN CULTURE! POST REPLY.
that's good. i'm glad you're doing alright. i'm getting better now than i was, too. actually, i think i have a question for you. like, an adult to adult question. i think.
OF COURSE! THOUGH I AM UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE SOME KIND OF JAPE GIVEN THE DAY I WILL ALWAYS LEND AN EAR WHENEVER YOU NEED. ASSUMING I AM NOT ASLEEP, BAKING, OR OTHERWISE PREOCCUPIED! THOUGH YOU SHOULD KNOW, NO MERE PRANK WILL BE ABLE TO GET THROUGH ME ON TODAY OF ALL DAYS. POST REPLY.
heh. no, this isn't a prank, dad. honestly, we haven't talked in so long from my perspective... i was wondering, did you ever get, like- i dunno, a vision or something? of like. a girl?
NO! THOUGH I SUPPOSE I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY VISIONS AT ALL. I WILL SAY ON THE SAME DAY THAT I FOUND YOU I WAS HEAVILY ANTICIPATING YOU TO BE A GIRL AS A SORT OF "FULL CIRCLE" MOMENT. I WAS THINKING "MY MOTHER RAISED ME TO BE GOOD AND BRIGHT AND NOW I GET TO RAISE MY MOTHER TO BE THE SAME FOLLOWING HER HORRIBLE DEATH" WHEN I FIRST LAID EYES ON YOU. I DASHED THOSE EMOTIONS RATHER QUICKLY THOUGH AND GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO #BUSINESS AND WHILE YOU DIDN'T TURN OUT EXACTLY LIKE HER IN MANY WAYS I WOULD SAY IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH. NOT TO SAY YOU ARE HER EXACT REINCARNATION, THAT WOULD BE SILLY! ONE CAN IMAGINE, THOUGH. POST REPLY.