I HATE CLOWNS. THEY ARE EXTREMELY UNNECESSARY AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SOOTHE MY SOUL AND THEY DO EVEN LESS TO HELP AMELIORATE THE PAIN CAUSED BY THE DRAGGING ON OF CONSCIOUSNESS. OVERALL, CLOWNS AND CLOWNKIND ARE THE SINGLE DARK DROP IN THE PRISTINE POOL OF LIGHT THAT IS HUMAN HISTORY, AND THEY HAVE MADE AN EVEN DARKER IMPACT ON OUR TROLL COUNTERPARTS BEYOND THE STARS AND DOMESTICALLY. THEY ARE THE SCOURGE OF EXISTENCE AND ONE DAY PERHAPS THE PARTAKERS AND MISGUIDED SYMPATHIZERS WILL REAP WHAT THEY HAVE SEWN AS OBLIVION DUE TO THEIR INABILITY TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER WHEN IT MATTERED THE MOST. THERE IS NO ART FORM MORE LAZY, ARTISTICALLY BANKRUPT, AND EGOCENTRIC THAN CLOWNING. IT IS THE EPITOME OF EVERYTHING WRONG WITH TODAY'S SOCIETY AND SOCIAL ENVIRONMENT AS A WHOLE. IT IS THE MANIFESTATION OF HATRED, DISAPPOINTMENT, AND SADNESS GIVEN FORM THROUGH THE SELF-IDOLIZATION OF STUPIDITY AND TRICKERY JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT. EVEN WORSE SO, THE PEOPLE WHO PRACTICE THIS PROFANE CRAFT DO SO WITH GLEE AND A SENSE OF WONDERMENT THAT CAN ONLY BE WROUGHT FROM SHEER IGNORANCE. IF THERE IS A MORE POINTLESS ENDEAVOR WE HAVE NOT YET DISCOVERED IT AND EVEN WHEN WE DO WE MAY STILL BE TOO PREOCCUPIED WITH BLINDING OURSELVES WITH 'JOY' AND 'PLAY' TO AVOID DAMAGING OUR HEARTS AND MINDS ANY FURTHER. #APRIL #FOOLS #UNSERIOUS #BUSINESS
