Jarred Doughe 🍕
@pizzahutOfficial
Semiconductor of Operations: JARRED "STUDMUFFIN" DOUGHE Delivering sizzling hot greasy grub near YOU. Use code "HOTNREADY" for 50% off a LG and 2-liter Scmbl Ml Box 🚨 Delivery Staff culled if not del
JARRED DOUGHE IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!! WHO!!! YES HIM!!! BANNED ME!!! DEXTER VUZREI!!! FROM PIZZA HUT BECAUSE I ORDERED 10,00000 CHEESE PIZZAS!!!! BANNED ME FOR THE REASON THAT HE SUSPECTED THAT MY ORDER WAS A PRANK CALL!!!! I AM A SINGLE MOTHER OF A THOUSAND SOMETHING RATS WHO ENJOY CHEESE PIZZA!!! AND A GLUNCH THAT ALSO ENJOYS IT!!! THIS IS DISCRIMINATION TO SINGLE MOTHERS OF GLUNCHES AND RATS!!!! @PIZZAHUTOFFICIAL EDUCATE YOURSELF AND BE BETTER!!!!
Dexter Vuzrei. A pleasure. While we still have your credit card on file, your unreasonable requests and the frequency with which they were placed ("FROM NOW AND FOREVER EVERY PERIGEE IN THE AMOUNT OF 10,000") was not possible to fill retroactively. Your order, unfortunately, had to be cancelled as you failed to give the company required advanced notice of 3 days for bulk orders. Since your request consisted of "10,0000 (sic) pizzas", it would be unreasonable to ask our employees to fulfill this order spanning as far back as the dawn of troll. Your pizza order also constituted a very serious breach of public trust, as it was made out to the address of one "ZEBRUH CODDAK", who our records show died some time ago. With this consideration on file, and the knowledge several of our delivery artissassins asserted that you "smell funny" and "mutter often", we have culled your eligibility to make use of our prestigious pizza services. Have a somewhere else day, Jarred 🚚 - - - - - - Pizza Hive (R).
#dailymintheblabs Time!!! Texted fr☘︎m my palmhusk in the Pizza Hive break r☘︎☘︎m because my dumb manager JARRED, yeah this time i'm actually frazzled en☘︎ugh t☘︎ use his name!! Like!! UGHHH!!!! H☘︎w can s☘︎me☘︎ne be this mean and just be S☘︎ utterly RIDICUL☘︎US all in ☘︎ne pers☘︎n!!!! >:{{{{ Like y☘︎u CANN☘︎T be this high up ☘︎n y☘︎ur h☘︎☘︎f-beast when y☘︎ur restaurant catches ☘︎n fire every ☘︎ther day ☘︎f the week ☘︎N T☘︎P ☘︎f y☘︎ur buy 2 get 1 free deals NEVER W☘︎RK because the pizzas SUCK HERE!!!!! Which is CRAZY f☘︎r me t☘︎ say c☘︎nsidering I'm like!!! S☘︎ N☘︎T PICKY!!! H☘︎W D☘︎ Y☘︎U MESS UP A PIZZA THIS BADDLY THAT THE P I Z Z A G I R L [ME!!!] HATES IT!!!!?!?!? UGHHHH!!!! G☘︎g, ☘︎kay I need t☘︎ like, calm d☘︎wn this is s☘︎ unlike and I hate it! :{{{
To the currently unreplaced employee who thinks it's cute to post about how "frazzled" you are. I saw that. I have the entire roster under my prestigious pizza establishment memorized. Imagine the pizzabilities if you simply applied yourself hard enough to work through these unpleasant and deeply unprofessional feelings. My office door is always open. You may not walk through it as the gesture is largely symbolic. But the sentiment is largely intact. You have a cavern-down dough-render shift tomorrow. Do not disappoint. Just dough what is asked. Jarred 🚚 - - - - - - Pizza Hive (R). / / / / / / It's very unfortunately you feel that way, Delivery Artissassin Minthe. If you had mentioned such unpalatable flavor profiles in your interview screaming, this might have been caught sooner. Starting tomorrow, you will be placed on a Performance Improvement Plan (PIP) with the intention of correcting these cheesy insults to focus on delivering world class cheese, value, and service to our customers. Crust in your superiors. Jarred 🚚 - - - - - - Pizza Hive (R). / / / / / / / / / Outside my office. Now. You will bring your tenderest apologies. Or tenderest resignation. And your uniform. Either way. Get back in the calzone. Or get out. Jarred 🚚 - - - - - - Pizza Hive (R).
WHAT?!?!?!?!?! UNPR☘︎FESSI☘︎NAL???? I AM ☘︎FF THE CL☘︎CK ☘︎N MY ☘︎WN PERS☘︎NAL TIME!!??!!?!? it is qu☘︎te litterally within my rights t☘︎ say what I want ☘︎n ☘︎n MY P☘︎STS!!!! Y☘︎u quite litterally make me run every single errands and I never ☘︎NCE c☘︎mplain ☘︎r failed them ☘︎MG!!!
This is no way to address a Semiconductor of Operations whose name, if recollection serves, appears on each of your checks, biweekly, and not a caegar missing, withholdings and social insecurity incorporated. I will believe you will find, much like your own skin, hair, teeth, and eyes (Pizza Hive (R) legally incorporated properties) the uniform doesn't come off just because you aren't wearing it. The branding doesn't fade just because your respect for it does. And this conversation. Is a complaint improperly logged. Jarred 🚚 - - - - - - Pizza Hive (R).