Peakah Beaouo
@playingDead
anyone el2e get home and iimmediiately floor pancake.
>yeah they're usually not too soggy yet so i dont even need a fork
>ok so idk who needs to hear this but you shouldnt eat pizza from the alleyway. >i think im dying
@gildedLivewire II told you.
iit was stiill good iit just had a liittle dust
>yeah it was the dust >ill scrape it off the other pieces >they'll be fine
>i baked that dumpster hair into a cake >im gonna deliver it to her as a gift >i dont have an oven or a stove so i just put the hair in a can of peaches >its still a cake cause i cooked it
hair...??
>--D=Is=hair=gift=giving=a=common=practice=for=modern=trolls=haha=:?//<
>uhhh probably? >maybe? >idk i found it in the dumpster and she wants it back >im not a criminal im nice >just dont ask any local stores about me
@playingDead Here you go. You seem the 'Rawr' type. I thought it would be cute. https://64.media.tumblr.com/1c0eb7d22f71c183e250e7c4d5fdf40b/523e6ab1745f9912-a8/s1280x1920/429bcc13514778cd147678fddd80fc60f6d452c1.png
>ohhhhhh look at meeee im so cuteeee >thankyouuu
>#DumpsterDiving
WH4T 4R3 YOU D1V1NG FOR
YOUR3 34T1NG MY H41R???!!!
C4N 1 PL34S3 H4V3 MY H41R B4CK 1 K1ND4 N33D 1T
This is... this is fun. I think I may be on a roll. May I have some more requests? I will draw you if you have an image of yourself readily available and I don't need to do any hard work to find it.
Would you be able to give me a bigger image than your profile image? Fine if not, I can see it more or less clearly.
>https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e1bfb9cb0f9.png >Here you go!
>https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e1bfb9cb0f9.png >took this picture to flirt with a guy >he hasnt messaged back >i think he's still mad i wrecked his van
>--D=You=look=very=sweet=lady=Beaouo=I=would=never=be=able=to=suspect=you=of=vandalizing=a=van=haha=:)//<
>--D=Depending=on=the=blood=color=of=the=owner=of=the=van=I=would=be=inclined=to=agree=probably=haha=:P//<
>--D=Oh=well=I=think=you=should=uhm=probably=apologise=so=that=you=are=not=culled=and=also=it=is=not=cool=at=all=to=damage=the=property=of=highbloods=unless=you=are=in=a=pitch=quadrant=which=you=two=are=not=haha=:)//<
NOBODY HMU 1M GR13V1NG HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/1MG_0048.JP3G
WH4T??
SORRY TO D1S4PPO1NT BUT 1TS 4LL GON3 STR41GHT TO TH3 FUCK1NG DUMPST3R
>https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3403d08dea.png >i drew a picture of the purple blood hitting me out of the tree
why diid thiis happen
almost choked 8888(
>yeah that happened to me when i ate a whole potato in one bite >i won
In case anyone was wondering, I do NOT possess any prehensile appendages. All is boilerplate in the Pretsi biology. Not that anyone SHOULD be wondering, to be clear.
>https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1dfe096521d.png >my reaction to that information
Oh, ebearyone on the dash can talk about whatever they want, but the second that little old me participates in the discussion for ONCE instead of (rightfully) stating my displeasure with the *lecherous* state of affairs of this site, it's a problem.