Peakah Beaouo
@playingDead
>saw a blunt fall out of some purple blood's pocket >anyway the room is changing colors now what do i do
>I left the can of peach hair cake by the dumpster where i found it >wonder if she'll find it >the peach juice will make good glue to put it back on
>ok so idk who needs to hear this but you shouldnt eat pizza from the alleyway. >i think im dying
@gildedLivewire II told you.
iit was stiill good iit just had a liittle dust
>yeah it was the dust >ill scrape it off the other pieces >they'll be fine
>i baked that dumpster hair into a cake >im gonna deliver it to her as a gift >i dont have an oven or a stove so i just put the hair in a can of peaches >its still a cake cause i cooked it
>--D=Is=hair=gift=giving=a=common=practice=for=modern=trolls=haha=:?//<
>uhhh probably? >maybe? >idk i found it in the dumpster and she wants it back >im not a criminal im nice >just dont ask any local stores about me
>--D=Ah=she=lost=her=hair=in=the=dumpster=that=makes=significantly=more=sense=haha=:)//<
>#DumpsterDiving
>https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3403d08dea.png >i drew a picture of the purple blood hitting me out of the tree
>https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e1bfb9cb0f9.png >took this picture to flirt with a guy >he hasnt messaged back >i think he's still mad i wrecked his van
>--D=You=look=very=sweet=lady=Beaouo=I=would=never=be=able=to=suspect=you=of=vandalizing=a=van=haha=:)//<
>--D=Depending=on=the=blood=color=of=the=owner=of=the=van=I=would=be=inclined=to=agree=probably=haha=:P//<
>--D=Oh=well=I=think=you=should=uhm=probably=apologise=so=that=you=are=not=culled=and=also=it=is=not=cool=at=all=to=damage=the=property=of=highbloods=unless=you=are=in=a=pitch=quadrant=which=you=two=are=not=haha=:)//<
>--D=I=hope=so=because=if=he=does=not=then=that=would=be=a=pretty=terrible=thing=to=do=to=a=noble=violetblood=haha=:P//<
>My hair got stuck in the tree again >i had to hang there until a purple blood hit me with a bat
>--D=The=purplebloods=bless=us=each=in=their=own=unique=ways=haha=:)//<
>one time i got real hungry and i bit the tentacles off an octopus and it tasted bad so i killed it over a fire instead