HONEST TO EVERYTHING, SOME OF YOU LOT ARE AS USEFUL AS A FUCKING CHOCOLATE TEAPOT. x

WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE SURVEILLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU.
You've got no leg to stand on here, dude, I'm pretty sure we just had a conversation about one-sided fanisms.

YOU MUST BE THINKING OF A DIFFERENT VERSION OF ME, I DID NO SUCH THING. I’M OFFENDED.

WHAT ARE WE? *WHAT ARE WE*???????? YOU’RE NOTHING TO ME, PONY PAL. ASIDE FROM YOUR TOLERABLE DRAWINGS AND A BRIEF CONVERSATION WHAT, A DAY AGO? YOU COULD BE SOMETHING, IF YOU REALLY TRY HARD, SURE, BUT AS OF TYPING THIS, YOU ARE TO ME WHAT THE PUB WALLPAPER IS TO A GUY LIKE KALLUM VANTAS. A LOVELY ATMOSPHERIC ADDITION TO THE MUCH MORE INTERESTING AND SOMETIMES DISGUSTING PINT OF WHATEVER THE FUCK IS IN FRONT OF ME AT THAT MOMENT. WE CAN SEE IF YOU GET BEYOND THAT, THOUGH.
YOU'RE A DISGUSTING FUCKING SHADOW SENT BY PARADOX SPACE TO TORMENT ME SPECIFICALLY. I MUST DO SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING IRRETRIEVABLY HORRIBLE IN THE FUTURE, OR SOME OTHER TIMELINE, THAT MEANS THAT *I* HAVE TO BE PUNISHED HERE AND NOW BY TALKING TO YOU.

FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP GETTING BAITED BY THIS IDIOT.


