I, too, bait the internet for attention and then become disgruntled when I receive everything I ask for. These deplorable whores. I suck my front teeth hard as fuck to make a noise of displeasure, and continue seething in my self-created box of first world problems.
It tracks that he would send his battalion of underlings to haunt my inbox. I rescind my accusation of coordinated terrorist attacks, giving that dude any kind of extra credit would inflate his ego to critical mass. We are under fuckin' attack, black holes imminent.
Did you eat any as a snack? 38)
Hey, read the bio. You're not supposed to read between the lines here, or point out the obvious and intentional irony I've sewn into this post. Quick, unrelated question, what hospital should I send the balloons to? I heard you were born yesterday, so I wanna get a good gift.
I oper8te on my own whims. Hal is far too 8usy with his leaderly duties to send anyone after anything.
If your whims involve deferring to him as any kind of leader, then this conversation is done until your frontal lobe develops.
It is only a reference to a funny video, he is not actually the leader of anything. Get your panties un8unched, mister.
If I took the time to read every bio on chittr I'd have no time for actually productive shit.
Bad news, bro, you're already lagging in production and the factory line keeps on fuckin' going from here. Keep pace, and again refer to my bio when it says (basically) to take everything I say literally, all the time, with bad faith interpretations only.