▲just realized i left a cursor in my profile banner and i dont think i'll ever recover from that humiliation, its over▼
why don't mew fuck me mewrself, coward, or are mew gonna make your mom do it for you again? #gottem #humanComebacks #pitchFlirting #nsfw mew~ 💖✨
▲what the fuck is a mom▼
like an ancestor that's a girl, all I know is the humans really really R3ALLY like having sexual relations with other peoples but not their own mew~ 💖✨
▲so what im just supposed to say i fucked your mom?▼ ▼▼sounds kinda lame▲▲ ▼think up something cooler and maybe i'll put out a cigarette on your tongue when you ask nicely, kay?▲
I eat cigarettes forrr breakfast no really this body can burn tobacco as biofuel #purrrksOfBeingARobot mew~ 💖✨
▼lame▲ ▲feeling it burn your tongue is like half the point▼ ▼you trying to bore me to death here?▲
if you really want me to feel the burn you can let my stuffing catch fire mew~ then I'll give you a nice warm hug >:333 My metal endoskeleton would be fine and I can always get my moirail to stitch me up a new puffy cofurrring forrr it, would you be able to do the same? mew~ 💖✨
▲thats more like it ▲lets keep in touch kitty
huff, puff,, myeah, feel furrree to DM me any tiiime if mew need to blow offf some steam,,, mew~ 💖✨
▲maybe i will▼