Watching a version of myself lose an argument to a statue, after going for the dick pic gambit no less, has to rank real fucking high in most embarrassing moments of all time. Send this one to WatchMojo and they might just get a Guinness award for it.

in his defense it is a very nice picture.
You and me, though? We cool. There's a sick kind of masochistic schadenfreude in watching your own self get his ego kicked down a few hundred notches in a public humiliation ritual. It's worth the abject second-hand embarrassment.

i'm afraid i don't understand the question.

i'm not betting on shit. i just acknowledge an attractive person as being, in fact, attractive.
Alright then. I ain't here to yuck anyone's yum, despite the earlier implications of exactly that. You do you.

Wait

Fuck off man it was my pride.

