♣ mediated by @pugnaciousCaballero
꒦꒷MO♱herfucker MediA♱ed Me. I'mmA Be Ex♱rA NOsy NOw.꒷꒦
꒦꒷NOw ♱hA♱ I GO♱ ♱he S♱reAms FlOwin All Nice N COlOrful On My PAlmhusk I CAn See WhA♱ My COwOrkers Be Ge♱♱in Up ♱O On Hea.꒷꒦
WHO’S ARSON?
Care̶f̶u̶l, ̶I̶ Mi̶ght Start To Thi̶n̶k Y̶o̶u̶ Li̶ke̶ Be̶i̶n̶g Ro̶u̶gh Han̶dle̶d._
Why̶? Of All Trolls Y̶o̶u̶ Are̶ We̶ll Aware̶ Of My̶ 'si̶n̶s'._
Agre̶e̶._
Nøw see, if I make Upendi play øver the intercøm I wøuld be in the wrøng. x
What E̶lse̶ ̶I̶s ̶N̶e̶w._
We̶'ve̶ Move̶d Past That._
Se̶e̶ What Y̶o̶u̶r St̶u̶bborn̶n̶e̶ss ̶N̶e̶arly̶ Had Y̶o̶u̶ Mi̶ssi̶n̶g O̶u̶t On̶?_
𖦹 Look atcha. Lyin on da dash. Shameful. 𖦹
highbloods love to pilfer shit, both words & goods.
𖦹 Who up rootin n' tootin. 𖦹
Y̶o̶u̶ Lo̶u̶dly̶ Proclai̶mi̶n̶g The̶ State̶ Of Y̶o̶u̶r 'hole̶s' Was ̶N̶ot ̶I̶n̶ The̶ Con̶tract._
Do Te̶ll The̶m Agai̶n̶, That ̶I̶t Was A Ple̶as̶u̶re̶ Me̶e̶ti̶n̶g An̶d We̶lcomi̶n̶g The̶m._
oh this is an easy one ok just repeat it back to them in a really dumb voice and keep doing that whenever they try to defend the dumb idea the best way to make someone realize a plan is stupid is to get someone who sounds stupid to promote it so just be that person but made up and mockingly smartassed
𖦹 Okay we can work with dis one. Make rockade. 𖦹
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𖦹 My bad podna hope ya head is alright. Mine's great btw. ;^) 𖦹
𖦹 Nah I meant you can ride me podna 𖦹
𖦹 Actually you know what I wouldn't mind givin dat yeehaw guy a ride 𖦹
𖦹 I KNEW you was a twink or twink-adjacent 𖦹
.youre gonna have to make some theN