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꒦꒷I GO♱ NO COmplAin♱s ABOu♱ Bein Blind O♱her ♱hAn ♱he FAc♱ ♱hA♱ I CAn'♱ WA♱ch Ass Cheeks ClAp Excep♱ Under Cer♱Ain COndi♱iOns™꒷꒦
꒦꒷♱Ouchin ♱he GrOund Like DAmn SOme♱hin HAppened Hea꒷꒦
yoouu diid briing uup the aarm aarm he waa2 gooiing too briing uup the buurn2 buurn2 he gaave yoouu yoouu. Boo22 maa22iive L 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
my m°irail's taste in pe°ple...
Fe̶w Offe̶n̶se̶s ̶I̶n̶ Thi̶s World E̶n̶rage̶ Me̶ As M̶u̶ch As Ly̶i̶n̶g._
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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . ∵h m¥, cꝛ¥ m€ a ꝛiv€ꝛ⋮ H∵w daꝛ€ I €ngag€ in a c∵ntinu€d $tꝛing ∵f dial∵gu€ f∵ꝛ m¥ ∵wn €nt€ꝛtainm€nt ∵n a $∵cial m€dia $it€ ab∵ut c∵mm€nting and chitting th€ m∵$t ₱an-fꝛ¥ing unb€li€vabl¥ $tu₱id t∵₱ic$⋮ $∵ $€n$itiv€, d∵ ¥∵u n∵t l€t ¥∵uꝛ ₱aꝛtn€ꝛ ∵ut ∵f th€ hiv€, €ith€ꝛ? Di$ta$t€ful⋮
꒦꒷Why YOu KnOw WhA♱ Cheeks ♱As♱e Like꒷꒦
꒦꒷NAh We FinnA HAve A BreAk ♱hrOugh ♱rus♱꒷꒦
꒦꒷I♱ COuld Use A Lil MOre FlAvOr ♱Bh Bu♱ I♱ Ain'♱ ♱OO BAd꒷꒦
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . That i$ ₱uꝛ€l¥ vil€⋮ ¥¥∵uꝛ $∵ft ₱alat€ mu$t b€ in ag∵n¥⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Ꝛ€v∵lting, daꝛling⋮ Ab$∵lut€l¥ n∵t⋮
꒦꒷ChOcOlA♱e Like ♱hA♱ 80% Shi♱꒷꒦
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . What€v€ꝛ ab∵minati∵n thi$ i$, I tꝛul¥ d∵ wi$h ¥∵u had k€₱t it t∵ ¥∵uꝛ$€lf⋮
꒦꒷I♱ KindA Bi♱e BAck Ngl꒷꒦
꒦꒷I GO♱ Milk ChOcOlA♱e ♱OO꒷꒦
꒦꒷YeAh ♱rOll RelA♱iOns FinnA HeAr FrOm Me BOu♱ ♱his꒷꒦
꒦꒷I'm Wylin?꒷꒦
꒦꒷When In DOuB♱ WeAr ♱hey Ass Ou♱꒷꒦
̶N̶ot ̶U̶n̶de̶rstan̶di̶n̶g The̶ Proble̶m He̶re̶._
E̶ve̶n̶ ̶I̶ Kn̶ow Who That ̶I̶s._
꒦꒷♱his ♱he Shi♱ I'm ♱AlmBOu♱꒷꒦
꒦꒷BOu♱♱A Ge♱ ♱hA♱ BOy SOme Bling SO He CAn COOl Off꒷꒦
꒦꒷YeAh Bu♱ Deep DOwn YOu WAn♱ I♱꒷꒦
꒦꒷NO YOu WOuldn'♱ YOun Eem KnOw JOhnny DAnngg YOu PrOlly Ge♱ ♱hA♱ CheAp Shi♱ Rhines♱One COwBOy LOOkin Ass꒷꒦
꒦꒷Mr. HeA♱ Miser Over Hea꒷꒦
Noo 2hooootiing! 2hooootiing!
꒦꒷YOu NeedA DAnce ♱O DO DA♱?꒷꒦
꒦꒷Mfs DOn'♱ Even WAnnA ♱Ake Bulge Pics FOr ♱hey POdnAs NO MOre Smh Shi♱ Ain'♱ Righ♱.꒷꒦
꒦꒷♱hA♱'s SO Fucked Up. ♱hA♱'s SO Fucked Up Why WOuld YOu DO ♱hA♱ A♱ LeAs♱ Ge♱ My Bulge In ♱he ShO♱.꒷꒦
꒦꒷MO♱herfucker MediA♱ed Me. I'mmA Be Ex♱rA NOsy NOw.꒷꒦
꒦꒷NOw ♱hA♱ I GO♱ ♱he S♱reAms FlOwin All Nice N COlOrful On My PAlmhusk I CAn See WhA♱ My COwOrkers Be Ge♱♱in Up ♱O On Hea.꒷꒦
WHO’S ARSON?
Care̶f̶u̶l, ̶I̶ Mi̶ght Start To Thi̶n̶k Y̶o̶u̶ Li̶ke̶ Be̶i̶n̶g Ro̶u̶gh Han̶dle̶d._
Why̶? Of All Trolls Y̶o̶u̶ Are̶ We̶ll Aware̶ Of My̶ 'si̶n̶s'._
Agre̶e̶._
Nøw see, if I make Upendi play øver the intercøm I wøuld be in the wrøng. x
What E̶lse̶ ̶I̶s ̶N̶e̶w._
We̶'ve̶ Move̶d Past That._
Se̶e̶ What Y̶o̶u̶r St̶u̶bborn̶n̶e̶ss ̶N̶e̶arly̶ Had Y̶o̶u̶ Mi̶ssi̶n̶g O̶u̶t On̶?_
𖦹 Look atcha. Lyin on da dash. Shameful. 𖦹
highbloods love to pilfer shit, both words & goods.
𖦹 Who up rootin n' tootin. 𖦹
Y̶o̶u̶ Lo̶u̶dly̶ Proclai̶mi̶n̶g The̶ State̶ Of Y̶o̶u̶r 'hole̶s' Was ̶N̶ot ̶I̶n̶ The̶ Con̶tract._
Do Te̶ll The̶m Agai̶n̶, That ̶I̶t Was A Ple̶as̶u̶re̶ Me̶e̶ti̶n̶g An̶d We̶lcomi̶n̶g The̶m._
oh this is an easy one ok just repeat it back to them in a really dumb voice and keep doing that whenever they try to defend the dumb idea the best way to make someone realize a plan is stupid is to get someone who sounds stupid to promote it so just be that person but made up and mockingly smartassed
𖦹 Okay we can work with dis one. Make rockade. 𖦹
H๑h≋ m◊rtΛls
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𖦹 My bad podna hope ya head is alright. Mine's great btw. ;^) 𖦹
𖦹 Nah I meant you can ride me podna 𖦹
𖦹 Actually you know what I wouldn't mind givin dat yeehaw guy a ride 𖦹
𖦹 I KNEW you was a twink or twink-adjacent 𖦹
.youre gonna have to make some theN