If you're ever wondering what lil Miss HD is up to, feel free to stop my and ask. My number's [a number too short for any modern phone system] and my friends like to keep me updated on all the happenin's.
Ey trust me not too many of the happenings around here are worth phoning a friend for. Except maybe when someone's throwin' a shindig and not inviting me DOC SCRATCH.
Ya don't understand I'm really desperate to fuck up that entire party. Like that time I jumped into that wedding cak-were you there for that? Doesn't matter, point is I'm desperate to one-up those Felt bastards and also maybe steal some of their stuff.
Yea big dog I kinda heard. Too bad the bozos are apparently a dime a dozen about felt manor these days for some time nonsense reason. Best regular regular folks like me and you don't mess with the likes of that, y'know?
C'mooon do I really seem that regular? I feel like if anythin' you and me are extraordinary doll. It'd be a shame to roll over and let some hinkties like The Felt act like they're better than us.
Oh the standard goons sure. Even their heavies can get tazed like you and me. But everythin' I hear about doc scratch is that he ain't the kinda guy you can drop a giant bust on and get away with it.
Yeah well even if he's in a league above Slick and Kingpin, I'm too stubborn to let sleeping dogs lie. The last time I fought the tide I got folks like you, Dick, and PI outta it. I'm sure there's others that got bones to pick just like we did back then. And if nothing else, can at least have fun making a ruckus at The Felt's expense.