You never know if you're going to get another meal during the day, so ya better make sure breakfast is a meal that'll last ya a whole damn day. https://i.postimg.cc/RZB5pWQ6/Screenshot-2026-04-16-065623.png
Don't you swag your shit at me you little punk! Eat ya damn shrooms!
I'd like to get 'em bigger but any bigger and they don't fit on the plate what with the steak there.
>> you cou1d a1wayડ ડhare a 1¡tt1e b¡t of the waff1eડ (very econom¡ca1 move) and ¡'11 f¡gure out what needડ to be done to get you a b¡gger p1ate, ડ1euth
Yeah nice try but this ain't a charity I paid a pretty penny for these damn waffles and I'm gonna enjoy them.
>> ¡ wou1dn't try to ડcrew you out of your waff1eડ, ¡ prom¡ડe! ¡'d be mak¡ng ડure you have a b¡gger p1ate to put even more on, ડo you'd end up w¡th more than you wou1d have w¡thout ડhar¡ng ¡ juડt want to try a b¡te, ડ1euth ¡'m good for my word, ¡t'd be a mutua11y benef¡c¡a1 arrangement
Listen, but unless you're a tall, dark, and beautiful woman come to seduce me there ain't a thing on this planet that's gonna get this breakfast outta my mitts.
>> who knowડ, ¡f you exp1ore ડmth new you m¡ght f¡nd ડmth even better than women and waff1eડ
Don't be talkin' crazy now. Cuz that's crazy talk you're talkin' right there.