Given how weighty things have gotten recently, I have made the executive decision to be funnier. You can thank me later.
!!! CAN YOU TELL A JOKE THEN? :D
You drive a hard-bargain but you're absolutely right. I feel like I haven't wet my whistle in ages too. Which is nuts considerin' I live somewhere with an at-home bar now. But it just don't feel right drinkin' alone in those circumstances like back when I was a bachelor.
Uhhhh sure! Why do dogs like to run around in circles? 'Cause it's a lot harder to run in squares!
PFFFFF THAT'S SILLY! OKAY MY TURN. DUMB ONE WHAT'S A DOGS FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION? A WAGGIN!!!!!
c< HONestly, MaKes seNse, differeNt feeliNs aNd all tHat >c
Alright I think I gotta brush up on my jokes. If I'm competin' with the likes of you, my competitions gonna be stiff. Gotta go train in the mountains. Get my dog-ree in bein' funny.
That and it's just sadly been one-a those times to keep a clear head. I'm meetin' the missus kids in person soon so my gut tells me to take a shot or two to clear my nerves. But somehow I feel like that's a bad idea. Which is fucked, 'cause I used to solve all my problems with drinkin'. When did the world get so complicated?
c< a lONg wHile agO, MetHiNKs.... aNd NOw weve beeN left iN tHe dust, driNKiN away prObleMs we cOulda sOlved sOber.... gaH, sOrry, 2 Heavy, but, yOu get wHat i MeaN >c
Well, guess it ain't too late to make the change. Here I thought I'd be dyin' young but I guess I gotta lotta livin' left to do. I'll be drinkin' to mine and others health instead of into an early grave, I s'pose.
c< gOg, aiNt tHat tHe trutH.... >c