print("i am so mad i rolled + became the "geek about things nobody cares about" nerd archetype instead of the "geek girls find hot" nerd")
print("clark kent is not real???") print("but i saw him") print("i bootlegged a bunch of human stuff and he was there")
Oh no, you're too innocent to 8e a nerd! Clark Kent is the alter ego for a fictional human comic where he is an alien superhero. Trust me, I had to sit through the LONGEST rant a8out it.
print("superman is not real either??????") print("what") print("how") print("what the fuck")
Wow. Okay. Well here's a good rule of thum8 then: Take all human media with a HUGE grain of salt. Even their "8ased on a true story" reenactments aren't actually anywhere close to the truth. Humans don't have the stomach for the real violence in history so they su8stitute in false heroes and unnecessary "romance" plots.
print("… i feel betrayed") print("i feel lost") print("i do not know what to do with myself anymore")
You can still consume human media if that's your chosen geek thing! They make it 8ecause some nerds do like it.
print("well thank you for telling me i guess")
II caan aalwaays coovvnt oon thee "foolloowiing" taab too maakee mee laavvgh
print("stop laughing at my misfortune")
Noopee II'm haaviing thee tiimee oof my liifee ooveer heeree