Keslir Lamburt
@raringPugilist
ALTERNIA'S BEST WRESTLER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN :DD
MS NIHKEE MOOLAH WILL BE IN THE RING WITH ME TONIGHT, BUY TICKETS NOW AND WATCH THIS CHICK GET #MURKED!!! :DD
I WILL NOT BE SLANDERED BY A "WITCH" WHO SELLS SHIT IN A CUP AND CLAIMS ITS A POTION. #FUCKYOU :DD
IM PULLING AT MY PIGTAILS I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I KNOW ITS ABOUT ME I KNOW IT IS!!! BAN HER, SUE HER!!! MY PR TEAM IS USELESS!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DD
A CERTAIN BRONZE BLOOD ON HERE NEEDS TO BE AWARE THAT THEY ARENT THAT VAGUE IN WHAT THEY POST TEEHEE, AND THAT NOBODY THEY KNOW IS FAKING ANYTHING!!! :DD
RUSTIE IS NOT A OFFENSIVE TERM, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT ONE!!! :DD
this is trwue i once knew a rwustblood named rwustie it was just theirw name everwybody called them that so sometimes it can just be theirw rweal identity and who arwe we to shun someone forw theirw name
MY TEAM HAS WARNED ME THAT I NEED TO REMAIN RESPECTFUL WHEN TALKING ON THE INTERNET BUT I WILL SAY THIS NOW BEFORE MY PR TEAM GETS ME. I NEVER LIKED THE GOBFATHER. :DD
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY KARKAT. DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D LET THIS DAY PASS QUIETLY? :DD
EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR ZBOX!!! :DD
SOMETIMES I CANNOT CONTAIN MY ENERGY AND I SHAKE MY BEST BUDDIES HANDS SO HARD THAT THEY RUN AWAY SCREAMING WITH THEIR FINGER BONES CRUMBLED!!! PLEASE DONT WORRY, ILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU MY DEAR FRIENDS!!! :DD
I AM NOT FAKING BEING A PROUD MEMBER OF THE CLOWN CHURCH. MY WRESTLING MASK IS MY MAKEUP. DO NOT BE FOOLED I AM A PROUD CLOWN!!! :DD
@JUMPSTARTCLOUD MEET ME IN THE RING MOTHERFUCKER STOP TELLING PEOPLE I USE BOOSTERS :DD
THAT ANNOYING RUSTIE IS BEGGING FOR ATTENTION, HERE TAKE WHAT YOU BEGGED FOR!!! YOU ARE THE WORST. #VAGUEPOST :DD
I AM CHANGING MY WAYS OF SAYING OFFENSE THINGS. I HAVE BEEN PR TRAINED. HOPEFULLY NOW THE RUSTIES WILL WATCH MY SHOWS AGAIN. :DD
BUY YOUR TICKETS TONIGHT AND SEE MS KESLIER "THE ULTRA CULLER" LAMBURT IN PERSON AS I RIP AND TEAR THROUGH MORE WEAK PATHETIC TROLLS IN THE RING!!! :DD
FOR THE LAST TIME, MY WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!!! EVERYTHING IS REAL!!! :DD