

Keslir Lamburt
@raringPugilist
ALTERNIA'S BEST WRESTLER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN :DD
RUSTIE IS NOT A OFFENSIVE TERM, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT ONE!!! :DD
MY TEAM HAS WARNED ME THAT I NEED TO REMAIN RESPECTFUL WHEN TALKING ON THE INTERNET BUT I WILL SAY THIS NOW BEFORE MY PR TEAM GETS ME. I NEVER LIKED THE GOBFATHER. :DD
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY KARKAT. DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D LET THIS DAY PASS QUIETLY? :DD
EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR ZBOX!!! :DD
SOMETIMES I CANNOT CONTAIN MY ENERGY AND I SHAKE MY BEST BUDDIES HANDS SO HARD THAT THEY RUN AWAY SCREAMING WITH THEIR FINGER BONES CRUMBLED!!! PLEASE DONT WORRY, ILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU MY DEAR FRIENDS!!! :DD
I AM NOT FAKING BEING A PROUD MEMBER OF THE CLOWN CHURCH. MY WRESTLING MASK IS MY MAKEUP. DO NOT BE FOOLED I AM A PROUD CLOWN!!! :DD
@JUMPSTARTCLOUD MEET ME IN THE RING MOTHERFUCKER STOP TELLING PEOPLE I USE BOOSTERS :DD
THAT ANNOYING RUSTIE IS BEGGING FOR ATTENTION, HERE TAKE WHAT YOU BEGGED FOR!!! YOU ARE THE WORST. #VAGUEPOST :DD
I AM CHANGING MY WAYS OF SAYING OFFENSE THINGS. I HAVE BEEN PR TRAINED. HOPEFULLY NOW THE RUSTIES WILL WATCH MY SHOWS AGAIN. :DD
BUY YOUR TICKETS TONIGHT AND SEE MS KESLIER "THE ULTRA CULLER" LAMBURT IN PERSON AS I RIP AND TEAR THROUGH MORE WEAK PATHETIC TROLLS IN THE RING!!! :DD
FOR THE LAST TIME, MY WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!!! EVERYTHING IS REAL!!! :DD


