[OMW TO THE $TRIP #LUB AND IT$ UNRELATED BUT I WONDER WHO THE FU#K FU#KED MY AN#E$TOR AND WHY DO I $EEMINGLY $HARE NO TRAIT$ WITH THE OTHER $LURRY DONOR #N$FW]
ThE SHOrt AnsWER IS ThAT TroLL GENEticS ARe COmpliCATEd
[YEAH BUT I LOOK EXA#TLY LIKE E$KARI?? WHERE$ THE FUN IN THAT]
THe FUn IS thAT YOu'rE A TrUE DesceNDAnT AnD ThErEFoRE LEGAlly ENTiTlED TO WhAtEVEr NamE anD InHERitAnCE YouR BLooDLinE MIGht OFFer, WHEreAS A MixED DEScENDanT ISNt AlWAys OFFEREd THE SAme COUrteSY AnD COulD eVEN Be CuLLEd if A LIVIng GENetiC ANCeStoR TOOk OFFensE To ThEIR ClaIM
[$IGH OKAY WHATEVER ILL TAKE IT BUT IT #OME$ AT THE #O$T OF BEING DIRE#TLY LINKED TO THE $OUR#E OF ALL THE PROBLEM$ IN MY LIFE]
SUch IS ThE WAy Of SUCh THinGs. If ITs AnY COnsolATIon, MY DIREct DEScendAnT AcTS likE A FUckinG AiRhEAD foR THe ENTertAINmEnT InDUStrY. We AlL HAVe OUr FAmIlIAL DisAPPointMENTs
[INDEED. AL$O WOAH YOU HAVE DE$#ENDANT$??]
I AM SO FUCking OLD Mr KELdAM. MY HAiR DID NoT StaRt ThIs COloR