Seven
@redfueledCullingbeast
Current main driver for Red Energybeast in the Troll Saturn Murderway. Best mech racer to grace the asphalt. Watch me live on ESPTROLL!
▀▄▀▄ Hey there, e7eryone! I'm Markus Meiyer, representati7e of Red Energybeast and PR manager. I'll be o7erseeing this profile and managing it posting from now on. Don't worry, miss. Se7en will still be the one drafting the posts, but I'll be here to make sure she fits our company's standards in Public Relations. Thank You! And expect a change in the profile's appearance if HR deems it necessary. ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ corporates calling me oh my gog ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ maybe i should just make a personal account outside my work and not tell anybody about it ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ im going offline for the day i dont gi7e a shit ill deal with my broken ganderbulb and arm rotor tomorrow night ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ do NOT come to my office and fucking bother me tonight i swear to gog, i just shot my personal assistant in the head for daring to see me like this #7iolence ▀▄▀▄
thats not nice to do! they had no idea you were in that state to begin with
▀▄▀▄ maybe i should just quite while im ahead, or maybe i just drank too much ▀▄▀▄
arms can be reattached 0r replaced you still g0t this
▀▄▀▄ troll beers gone troll rums my next 7ictim ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ i ripped my arm off i didnt think i was that strong i just i just lashed out i guess #cw-self-harm ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ fuck me man now my room's full of beer cans and i can think straight oh yeah troll beer or whate7er yadda yadda refreshing #sponsored or something i dont care #substance ▀▄▀▄
that sounds even more awesome! is it like okay i have to apologize because im just a human so my frame of reference kinda sucks but is it like, floaty round orb drones? or like real mech looking things?
▀▄▀▄ i dont know man i dont know whats normal for you, here just, just look at my predecessor's drone this should tell you e7erything https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWJALfkX0AAmtta.jpg ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ wanna sponsor? you KNOW where to go https://forms.gle/f98WzJ63MSF7yLyM7 ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ many are asking me WHY i ACTI7ELY and LOUDLY speak AGAINST the trolls of TROLL STIRLAND, ill TELL you why, its because they DESER7E it and because e7ery time i do my sponsors PAY ME a BONUS ▀▄▀▄
HEY. HEY I KNOW YOU. I'M GONNA #COLLAB WITH YOUR SPONSORS. YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD. [⠶]
▀▄▀▄ to ALL my FANS in TROLL STIRLAND: stop fucking watching my races i do NOT want your presence in my FANBASE #trollstirland ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ also there is STILL more OPEN SPACE on my SUIT if anybody wants to SPONSOR ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ NO i will not be competing in tonights MURDERDROME i will be ALONE in my ROOM while DRINKING #substance ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ mountain grue! the only drink in the market with a less than 20% mortality rate! a lowbloods fa7orite! #sponsored ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ MILF Imports: Faster deli7ery, e7en faster satisfaction! #suggesti7e #sponsored ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ it is worth SAYING that both of my new sponsors paid for the FULL PACKAGE so expect to see a MIME on my jacket's shoulder and the words "MILF" on my helmet next race ▀▄▀▄
if viscera ends up bl0cking it i'll still consider it w0rth it
▀▄▀▄ thank you to our NEW sponsor, the beforean mime union! if you're an entertainer, make sure to protect yourself from CULLINGS, SILENT reactions, and SUDDEN tomato attacks by UNGRATEFUL fucking trolls while on stage through the union its not just mime, its yours too! ▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ thank you MILF IMPORTS for the new sponsorship! nothing quicker than your package when MILF gets it! #suggesti7e #sponsored ▀▄▀▄
(a wh0lly owned subsidiary 0f captor techn0logies)
▀▄▀▄ mountain grue! NOTHING better the refreshing taste of a newly finished cull! #sponsored ▀▄▀▄