࣪⊹₊˚{ GIVE IT UPPPP NAVY RECRUITERS!!!! i know you waaaant me but you CAAAANT HAVEEEE me! ᕕ}>7<{ᕗ ᕕ}>7<{ᕗ ᕕ}>7<{ᕗ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ mantatory naval service requirements are a myth anyways! likeeee! i strait-up DONT baleen you, babes! COME BACK WHEN IM 40!!!! + ill STILLLL be playing my solo {nf}LARP campaign!!!! }~ᗜ~{و }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ well im not AVOIDING it }.3.{ i guess }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ they hooked me. i went four a little + thennnn they threw me back! }6_6{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im shoreeee theyre just going to fourget about the whole ""see you in 10 sweepies"" thing.... because like! i would if i were them! }~u~"{ likeeee! im not a good fit! weve been over this already! somemoby else can have all of my medals + honor + junk!!!! so doooont come back! }>u<{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
oh well i think you were very brave for trying! or um maybe you didn't feel brave and imjustbeingpresumptuousimsorrypleasedonthateme
࣪⊹₊˚{ LUCKY! they seriously didnt barrel you up right after all your ascension rites???? }>3<{ }>3<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im like, SOOOO jellyfished off right now! i wasted like, 1/2 A SWEEP on this boring junk! unfairrrr!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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࣪⊹₊˚{ }~_~{ whats being brave have to do with it? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ all you have to do is go out + raze nothing-planets into flakey flakes.... which would be fine i guess }.-.{ like if you die, you die }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ if the wholeeee imperial fleet wasnt made up of worm-sucking normies with literally 0 taste at all }~_~{ }~_~{ even the other GILLSSSS suck! + thats like! literally kind of mutinious four me to even SAY. but its true }v_v{ }v_v{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
imsorryimsorry i didnt mean to be wrong illdo better i promise
࣪⊹₊˚{ can you just. STOPPPP APOLOGIZING???? \}⟡A⟡{/ oh my god!!!! quit it with the pity baiting PLEASE! you are being soooo totally fluking OBVIOUS about it anywaves! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ theyre going to think youre an easy target if you cant pull yourshellf together!!!! girlygrub, GET UPPPP }.____.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ \}⟡A⟡{/ \}⟡A⟡{/ \}⟡A⟡{/ \}⟡A⟡{/ I SAID GET UPPPPPPPP, GIRLYGRUB! YOURE DOING IT AGAINNNN! }˚₊⊹ ࣪