The concept of pregnancy i$ di$turbing to $ay the lea$t and I am eternally grateful that our noble $pecie$ can avoid dealing with the $tre$$. But I mu$t a$k, if literal pregnancy i$ $o awful with $ome noble idea$ then a bloodle$$ metaphorical pregnancy lacking $aid di$gu$ting attribute$ would be nothing but noble correc? Do we not all have idea$ which congeal in our mind$ ready to bur$t forth from them? (Much likelarval human$ do?) I believe $o. And if that i$ the ca$e then I, a$ $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) of the greate$t movement to have ever been on thi$ planet, the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) movement are and will continue to be deeply pregnant with fanta$tic idea$. I conceive an endle$$ army of brillaint idea$ which once grown will $erve Trollkind and Bug$ mo$t of all! It i$ no wonder the proce$$ i$ called labour con$idering the $acrifice$ and ten$ion I feel while $ipping on wine and ruminating in my ablution block about what my next po$t topic will be. Join the $WFTCAT movement and perhap$ you too could contribute my labor$! Though you $hould know that you will never be a$ big a$ an (idea) birther a$ I. #Pregnant #N$FW #N$WFTCATP #$WFTCAT