#nswftcatp

I have good new$ for tho$e waiting with baited breath$ and $till pu$her$ for an opportunity to join $WFCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$). Due to the FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave) ri$e which I mentioned and the $ub$equent ($omewhat metaphorical) $tomping out we have a number of po$ition$ which have been left vacant and you my dear leader, could join and if proven your$elf worthy a$cend to tho$e lauded (and heavily benefitted) po$ition$ which were $o ea$ily ca$t a$ide by tho$e more fooli$h than you! Become a Bug, $trike while the iron i$ heart. You can $mell opportunity I kno...Read more

The concept of pregnancy i$ di$turbing to $ay the lea$t and I am eternally grateful that our noble $pecie$ can avoid dealing with the $tre$$. But I mu$t a$k, if literal pregnancy i$ $o awful with $ome noble idea$ then a bloodle$$ metaphorical pregnancy lacking $aid di$gu$ting attribute$ would be nothing but noble correc? Do we not all have idea$ which congeal in our mind$ ready to bur$t forth from them? (Much likelarval human$ do?) I believe $o. And if that i$ the ca$e then I, a$ $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) of the greate$t movement to have ever been on thi$ planet, the $WFTCAT ($ocial...Read more

There have been a bevvy of kidnapping$, di$appearence$ and violent altercation$ on thi$ app in recent memory and they continue to occur on an almo$t nightly ba$i$! While individual$ $uch a$ my$elf who much like diamond$ were forged under the mo$t inten$e of pre$$ure and are ju$t a$ valuable can $tomach the threat I under$tand many troll$ and NPC'$ (Nominally Pitiable Creature$) cannot. It i$ for thi$ rea$on that I, a$ the $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$ter) are announcing an exclu$ive offer! For the next three night$ each $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) card purcha$ed n...Read more

My fellow chitterer$ I have big, ma$$ive, ab$olutely ginormou$ new$ to $hare. I know, I can hear your voice$ barking already. Yugaut, $LAM ($upreme Leader and Ma$termind) where have you been!! The da$h ha$ mi$$ed you! Without a $ocial media apex predator $uch a$ your$elf, the $ite ha$ grown fat, lazy and $ub$tantially more boring! I am $orry my extra dimen$ional Bug$, who are many but $ilent. A$ I have $aid before my ta$k$ are numerou$, and my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) work hard every night but the addition of $o many new indivdual$ cau$ed a level of expo$ure even they $truggled to handle. But re...Read more