chittr
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One time I wa$ walking down the $treet when thi$ random troll (ca$te unimportant) $topped me and a$ked if I wa$ perhap$ willing to a$$i$t him in $etting up furtniture at a new i$h hive. Now thi$ ru$tblood (occupation unimportant) looked lo$t to me in a way that goe$ beyond the $tereotypical $aggy eye$ and exhau$ted face. $o I of cour$e took out my cro$$bow and unloaded $ome DB'$ (Dulled!! Bolt$) into the $treet cleaner'$ acid tract before ab$conding becau$e it wa$ the $eedier part of the outglut and I did $ee $ome concerningly troll $haped $hadow$ peaking behind a corner. The le$$on here i$ to alway$ make $ure any valuable item$ you have are tucked away out of $ight in$ide your $ylladex. I had $ome appealing ae$thetic artifice$ on my$elf which clearly earned the envy of tho$e le$$ fortunate but I bravely accepted the danger and threat of attempted robbery or thuggery. Mo$t troll$ would prefer to not be bothered. Yet mo$t fetch modii are cumber$ome and $ylladex card$ very expen$ive $o $ometime$ your $wag mu$t remain naked to the world. But $WFTCAT? $WFTCAT i$ the outlier, the paradox, the re$ult of countle$$ thou$and$ fetch modi which will $urpa$$ them all . Leaving a$ide the $ocial a$pect of the fetch modu$, all the card$ are $tored in$ide a digital framework ho$ted entirely on our $erver$. Item$ are therefore digitized and printed on tho$e card$ remotely, meaning that each u$er ha$ infinite acce$$ to the entire collection of $WFTCAT $torage (Currently around 20 card$ with ju$t our limited re$ource$, imagine what we could do with UNlimited re$ource$?) Why if $WFTCAT wa$ reali$ed tomorrow ru$tblood$ would be living like Fuchi$a$ and Fuchi$a$ like literal deitie$ (not that they don't look the part already!) the whole of civilization will be $hifted upward a$ me and the other Bug$ tighten the metaphorical $pring lifting it up! I imagine even that dirty (He literally wa$) poverty $tricken (Okay I am making an a$$umption here but if you $aw what he wa$ wearing you'd think he wa$ poor in the ae$thetic $en$e at lea$t) ru$tblood wouldn't have (pre$umably) re$orted to trying to jump a fellow midblood living hi$ be$t life! $WFTCAT i$ the future, and you could be one of my fellow Bug$ or even ju$t a friendly FUC (Financially Ultra literate Chad) creating that future which will $urely be rewarding. I mean if we create all thi$ good we $hall give our$elve$ a couple of treat$ in the proce$$ a$ i$ only correct.

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I am not $elling a product or life$tyle but a goal, a horizon. MOFD i$ inevitable, my geniu$ and the geniu$ of my fellow bug$ make$ it a near certainy but by bringing more troll$ into our movement we can increa$e the pace at which it arrive$. Thi$ i$ le$$ of an adverti$ement and more a call to action! For $omETHing greater than one$elf.