@resilientPhilanthropist — #kidnappings

There have been a bevvy of kidnapping$, di$appearence$ and violent altercation$ on thi$ app in recent memory and they continue to occur on an almo$t nightly ba$i$! While individual$ $uch a$ my$elf who much like diamond$ were forged under the mo$t inten$e of pre$$ure and are ju$t a$ valuable can $tomach the threat I under$tand many troll$ and NPC'$ (Nominally Pitiable Creature$) cannot. It i$ for thi$ rea$on that I, a$ the $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$ter) are announcing an exclu$ive offer! For the next three night$ each $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) card purcha$ed n...Read more