@resilientPhilanthropist — #swftcat

I have good new$ for tho$e waiting with baited breath$ and $till pu$her$ for an opportunity to join $WFCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$). Due to the FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave) ri$e which I mentioned and the $ub$equent ($omewhat metaphorical) $tomping out we have a number of po$ition$ which have been left vacant and you my dear leader, could join and if proven your$elf worthy a$cend to tho$e lauded (and heavily benefitted) po$ition$ which were $o ea$ily ca$t a$ide by tho$e more fooli$h than you! Become a Bug, $trike while the iron i$ heart. You can $mell opportunity I kno...Read more

The concept of pregnancy i$ di$turbing to $ay the lea$t and I am eternally grateful that our noble $pecie$ can avoid dealing with the $tre$$. But I mu$t a$k, if literal pregnancy i$ $o awful with $ome noble idea$ then a bloodle$$ metaphorical pregnancy lacking $aid di$gu$ting attribute$ would be nothing but noble correc? Do we not all have idea$ which congeal in our mind$ ready to bur$t forth from them? (Much likelarval human$ do?) I believe $o. And if that i$ the ca$e then I, a$ $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) of the greate$t movement to have ever been on thi$ planet, the $WFTCAT ($ocial...Read more

There have been a bevvy of kidnapping$, di$appearence$ and violent altercation$ on thi$ app in recent memory and they continue to occur on an almo$t nightly ba$i$! While individual$ $uch a$ my$elf who much like diamond$ were forged under the mo$t inten$e of pre$$ure and are ju$t a$ valuable can $tomach the threat I under$tand many troll$ and NPC'$ (Nominally Pitiable Creature$) cannot. It i$ for thi$ rea$on that I, a$ the $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$ter) are announcing an exclu$ive offer! For the next three night$ each $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) card purcha$ed n...Read more

My fellow chitterer$ I have big, ma$$ive, ab$olutely ginormou$ new$ to $hare. I know, I can hear your voice$ barking already. Yugaut, $LAM ($upreme Leader and Ma$termind) where have you been!! The da$h ha$ mi$$ed you! Without a $ocial media apex predator $uch a$ your$elf, the $ite ha$ grown fat, lazy and $ub$tantially more boring! I am $orry my extra dimen$ional Bug$, who are many but $ilent. A$ I have $aid before my ta$k$ are numerou$, and my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) work hard every night but the addition of $o many new indivdual$ cau$ed a level of expo$ure even they $truggled to handle. But re...Read more

I know a lot of troll$ and other entitie$ approximate to troll$ (with approximate right$ and re$pect) mu$t be wondering "Where'$ Yugaut? Where'$ the $LAM? ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) I$ he perhap$ avoiding the JAM (Jovial Attractive Ma$$ing)" The JAM in que$tion being #fightnight and I a$$ure you, all action$ I take are in perfect accordance to an overarching plan which will a$$ure brillaint dominance by the $WFTCAT movement. Fight night ju$t happened to $lip me by my fellow Bug$. I know, I know, no doubt thou$and$ of FUD$ (Fear, uncertainty, doubt $lave$) will u$e that $ingle $entence a$...Read more

I (am able to) ruleee the world Chunk$ (of ca$h) load when I gave the word #in$pirationalpo$t$ #$WFTCAT #lyric$po$ting

There i$ a a di$crimination campaign that i$ occuring right now acro$$ the whole of chittr aimed directly and $olely at individiual$ without APP'$ (Applicable Profile Picture$). I per$onally have hundred$ of marvellou$ profile picture$ to choo$e from which i$ why I have $pent $o much time without one a$ it i$ extremely difficult to pick ju$t one incredible image! But other le$$ fortunate individual$ do not. $imilarly while I have hardened my pu$her with $weep$ of training again$t FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$) a$ have Bug$ in general, we have each other. But the common unenlightened troll ha$ ...Read more

A POG (Poem of Greatne$$) for $WFTCAT! A glick A glack A lack of tact A choking ra$p The feed run$ wild With tale$ abound Of girl$ which hound For bulge$ that pound Throat$ in $ound I look and $ee For the di$crepancy Which let$ me $ee The truth in dee (d) That $WFTCAT bee A #girlbulge$ $ylladee (x) $WFTCAT I mutter $WFTCAT I $hudder $WFTCAT I udder It fill$ me whole With greatne$$ like a pole And we all chant for we all ole Our live$ $o rich to the product of u$ all(e) #n$fw #$ugge$tive #girlbulge #$WFTCAT

Blood i$ a currency to the right folk$. Per$onally I $ometime$ wi$h we were all rainbow drinker$ $o we could $peculate on it$ financial viability equally, I am $ure my blood would be $o ta$ty that even Violetblood$ would cut their prong$tub$ off for a ta$te. Ala$ rainbow drinker$ are rare and my blood remain$ an object of economic impotence a$ olive blood i$ worth little. I would exchange anything and everything for $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) but my blood i$ unfortunately too worthle$$. It i$ more u$eful carrying the ton$ of energy my giant thinkpan and layer$ of refine...Read more

A$ the $LAM ($upreme Leader and generou$ Ma$termind) I am ta$ked with many grand dutie$ which include$ $preading new$ of the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) project to a$ many potential inve$ter$ and would be Bug$ (al$o known a$ enlightened individual$) a$ po$$ible. But I have to admit the folk$ over at #$ickna$ty$unday have an inherent talent for $preading information around (And pardon my $alaciou$ language but perhap$ that i$ in part due to all the other thing$ they $pread?). Two, three night$ before the event ha$ even begun they are already blowing the feed up like a m...Read more

I can feel it. In the area of my thinkpan grea$ed with the oil of innovation, the $mell of a perfectly cooked po$t ha$ curdled and $o I will $hare the fini$hed product with you. There ha$ been communication and dare I $ay, argumentation between me and my fellow Bug$ in regard$ to a propo$al I made. (We love CON$TRUCTIVE di$cu$$ion) Genero$ity i$ a difficult thing for our $pecie$ to execute e$pecially when the thing being $hared i$ of $uch value, but I lobbied, I lobbied hard for you dear reader. To chieve MOFD (Mother of all Fetch Modii) I propo$ed to open our innermo$t cloi$ter to the public. Allo...Read more