@resilientPhilanthropist — #sicknastysunday

My fellow chitterer$ I have big, ma$$ive, ab$olutely ginormou$ new$ to $hare. I know, I can hear your voice$ barking already. Yugaut, $LAM ($upreme Leader and Ma$termind) where have you been!! The da$h ha$ mi$$ed you! Without a $ocial media apex predator $uch a$ your$elf, the $ite ha$ grown fat, lazy and $ub$tantially more boring! I am $orry my extra dimen$ional Bug$, who are many but $ilent. A$ I have $aid before my ta$k$ are numerou$, and my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) work hard every night but the addition of $o many new indivdual$ cau$ed a level of expo$ure even they $truggled to handle. But re...Read more

Many people have approached me in private worried about my ab$ence from the #feltopening and #$ickna$ty$unday. I under$tand why and I am flattered. I mean the $LAM ($upreme Leader and geniu$ Ma$termind) of $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) mi$$ing $uch ma$$ive opportunitie$ for networking? I would be confu$ed a$ well! The thing you have to remember i$ $imple, time i$ money. What i$ the Felt manor allegedly filled with? Clock$. And what am I good at attracting? Financial inve$tment ($ometime$ in the form of money)! $o if I went in there my magnetic pull would have torn any timek...Read more

A$ the $LAM ($upreme Leader and generou$ Ma$termind) I am ta$ked with many grand dutie$ which include$ $preading new$ of the $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) project to a$ many potential inve$ter$ and would be Bug$ (al$o known a$ enlightened individual$) a$ po$$ible. But I have to admit the folk$ over at #$ickna$ty$unday have an inherent talent for $preading information around (And pardon my $alaciou$ language but perhap$ that i$ in part due to all the other thing$ they $pread?). Two, three night$ before the event ha$ even begun they are already blowing the feed up like a m...Read more