@resilientPhilanthropist — #nsfw

The concept of pregnancy i$ di$turbing to $ay the lea$t and I am eternally grateful that our noble $pecie$ can avoid dealing with the $tre$$. But I mu$t a$k, if literal pregnancy i$ $o awful with $ome noble idea$ then a bloodle$$ metaphorical pregnancy lacking $aid di$gu$ting attribute$ would be nothing but noble correc? Do we not all have idea$ which congeal in our mind$ ready to bur$t forth from them? (Much likelarval human$ do?) I believe $o. And if that i$ the ca$e then I, a$ $LAM ($upreme Leader And generou$ Ma$termind) of the greate$t movement to have ever been on thi$ planet, the $WFTCAT ($ocial...Read more

My fellow chitterer$ I have big, ma$$ive, ab$olutely ginormou$ new$ to $hare. I know, I can hear your voice$ barking already. Yugaut, $LAM ($upreme Leader and Ma$termind) where have you been!! The da$h ha$ mi$$ed you! Without a $ocial media apex predator $uch a$ your$elf, the $ite ha$ grown fat, lazy and $ub$tantially more boring! I am $orry my extra dimen$ional Bug$, who are many but $ilent. A$ I have $aid before my ta$k$ are numerou$, and my 3D$ (Three Deputy $ecretarie$) work hard every night but the addition of $o many new indivdual$ cau$ed a level of expo$ure even they $truggled to handle. But re...Read more

Many people have approached me in private worried about my ab$ence from the #feltopening and #$ickna$ty$unday. I under$tand why and I am flattered. I mean the $LAM ($upreme Leader and geniu$ Ma$termind) of $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) mi$$ing $uch ma$$ive opportunitie$ for networking? I would be confu$ed a$ well! The thing you have to remember i$ $imple, time i$ money. What i$ the Felt manor allegedly filled with? Clock$. And what am I good at attracting? Financial inve$tment ($ometime$ in the form of money)! $o if I went in there my magnetic pull would have torn any timek...Read more

A POG (Poem of Greatne$$) for $WFTCAT! A glick A glack A lack of tact A choking ra$p The feed run$ wild With tale$ abound Of girl$ which hound For bulge$ that pound Throat$ in $ound I look and $ee For the di$crepancy Which let$ me $ee The truth in dee (d) That $WFTCAT bee A #girlbulge$ $ylladee (x) $WFTCAT I mutter $WFTCAT I $hudder $WFTCAT I udder It fill$ me whole With greatne$$ like a pole And we all chant for we all ole Our live$ $o rich to the product of u$ all(e) #n$fw #$ugge$tive #girlbulge #$WFTCAT