◌ Good dusk, Chittr.ing. My name is Evidet, CEO and founder of OZA-TAP Air Supply, no relation to the soft rock band Troll Air Supply. If you have never heard of my company, we specialize in air filtration systems designed to make your air AT LEAST ~0.000023% safer to breathe. This will be a personal account of mine, so if you have any complaints or suggestions for the company, reach out somewhere else. Thank you. ⧂
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◌ Hello. I'm not sure why you're barking at me and I'm not a nurse. My name is Evidet, CEO and founder of OZA-TAP. Thank you for your support anyway, Chchow Crunch. You have a very fun to pronounce name. ⧂
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◌ Oh, I see. In that case thank you. I'm surprised there are trolls attracted to a relic like me. That's flattering, and you have made my night. ⧂
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◌ Thank you for the warning, Chchow. I'll be cautious and try not to let it get to my head. ⧂
◌ ...I'm even more surprised now. One was enough of a shock. ⧂