The Riddler
@riddlemeThis
Riddler on the Roof
do you guys think the gotham rogues gallery would watch my standup routine its really funny i do like impressions
hey. that means a lot, riddler i got one for you right now what do you get when you cross a joke with a riddle? i guess we'll have to figure it out together
i misjudged you ... yknow... maybe sometime... if youre not busy... we could... ... take over gotham city together? you know. as bros. just guys.
i. WoUlD Be sO HoNoReD, jOkEsTeR, tRuLy hOnOrEd. bAtS WoN'T KnOw wHaT HiT Em
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maybe its due to my hostile and standoffish nature that i push people away that i cant make friends, and especially cant keep them maybe this is why i am alone at the end of the night jorking it all by myself
unexpectedly hard to find a pastrami place in gotham that'll serve me, they keep just saying get out joker we dont want you joker what if i want pastrami? what about my needs?
i cant even trust my goons with keeping my joker gas safe how can i trust them with my pastrami order
i aM BeInG So nIcE To yOu rIgHt nOw, HiRe a sAnDwIcH GoOn, A GoOn tHaT Is sPeCiFiCaLlY OnLy fOr hAnDlInG YoUr sAnDwIcH OrDeRs
I cannot Jeff the fucking Believe this shit
wHaT'S WrOnG JeFfIe❓wHaT'S GoT YoUr jEfF ThE KnIcKeRs iN A TwIsT❓
wHo's gOt tWo tHuMbS AnD LeFt a bOmB In tHe aLtErNiAn fIrSt nAtIoNaL BaNk❓ fOlLoW Me fOr mOrE ThOuGhT PrOvOkInG QuEsTiOnS! #vIoLeNcE
tHaT WaS A GeNuInE QuEsTiOn, JoKeStEr! I FoUnD It wHiLe rObBiNg tHe aLtErNiAn fIrSt nAtIoNaL BaNk eArLiEr tHiS EvEnInG. iT'S GoT TwO DeToNaToRs! WhO DoEs tHaT⁉️
nOw tHeRe's a mAn wHo cAn nEvEr mAkE Up hIs mInD! iT WoUlD ExPlAiN ThE TwO DeToNaToRs tHoUgH
who took my baja blast it was just here
batman wants to suck me good and hard thru my jorts send post
yOu fUcKiNg wIsH YoU HaVe wHaT Me n tHe bAtS HaVe