Don Quixote!
@righteousFixer
Ah, if I might posit a query, what is this talk of horns and bubbles? I find myself most befuddled by this usage of slang.
Aha! And now, the illustrious Don Quixote finds herself freed from workplace obligation! Today was quite the productive day, and tomorrow assuredly will also be so! I do so hope the denizens of this curious platform have also had as good a day as I have!
That "ping", as it were, resulted in a lapse of concentration that lead to mine torso being handily separated from my limbs. The manager hath henceforth decided that mobile devices are no longer allowed within the Mirror Dungeons, less relevant to the run at hand. #nsfw and #violence because of the topic at hand!
Eh-hem. Excuse me, for the most illustrious Executive Manager hath requested my attention for a while past- Oh, what's that? We're returning to the dungeons? Ah... It seems my return must be belayed for some hours more!
Aha... I, am not quite certain as to what this could be implying...! https://images2.imgbox.com/bb/e3/K9RCYM64_o.png #nsfw
Oh, I must say I am rather partial to these "internet quiz" sites... Hm hm, let's see here~ #nsfw
Oh... How beautiful... A sight so wonderful as to which it might move me to tears... They hath taught a canine companion, so lovely and loyal, how to use the internets... Verily, a certifiable "dog with a blog"...!
I must say, I find the myriad of bright colors and... unique... typing styles pon this interwebs "site" to be quite intriguing! Though admittance must be that I struggle to comprehend what some individuals may be trying to convey...
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Ah, the deeds of my employer precede me! Verily, tis I, Don Quixote of Limbus Company!
Hm, hm. I may need to peruse for some manner of terminology translation afore I engage with this population with aplomb...
Salutations, online denizens! It is I, the illustrious fixer known as Don Quixote! Mine eyes glazed over this "web site" having been added to the "browser" on the "lap top" I was awarded for excellent performance in the field, and so, I have decided to sate mine endless curiosity as towards what could possibly be the contents of this site of webs! The figurative, digital landscape here reflects oddities upon mine eyes, I must admit... and yet, I find myself enticed! From a fixer of some renown to the general populace, it is naught but my most dear of wishes that we are to get along famously and without strife.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm having one of the worst cycles of my life and justice shines brightly before me I think I might be having a hallucination or worse ]
You may wish to seek medical assistance if you believe thine eyes are playing tricks upon you! However, your recognition of the most radiant of justices shining afore mine countenance is much appreciated, your woeful situation aside.