
c< HuH! tHats KiNda crazy, 2 be HONest, but, peOple be HOw tHey are >c
actin like a fuckin dole bludger skippin out on the missus sayin some fat ones like "just nippin to the servo for a pack of durries and a slab" then never comin back
worst part was cuzz, i was bein nothin but nice, tellin him about the joys of fairy bread
Sounds like 'e had a stick up his arrse then. Ain't yerr fault. #nsfw in case

c< tHat MaKes seNse, 2 be HONest >c
Rroight? Just needs a bitta efforrt. Trranslation: "He's actin' like someone who exploits th' welfarre system and leaves theirr wife, usually while tellin' a big lie such as "I am quickly goin' to th' serrvice station ferr a pack of cigarrettes and a case of beerr" and neverr rreturrning."

c< really? blOcKiN sOMeONe Over fairy bread? KiNda fucKeN Nuts 2 Me, i wONt lie >c

