Woke up at bloody sparrows fart from the kookaburras havin a laugh and takin the piss outta this lil grommy just ridin on his pushy to the servo.
Kult: +22
Kull: +10
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20
Trranslation: "Woke up at dawn because of th' loud cackle of kookaburrrras. I'm now havin' a laugh and jokingly mockin' this child who is on a push bike to th' local serrvice station."
Kult: +5
Total: 5