˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚One of the stranger habits of my crew and staff is that they often ask if I am able to flex my chest muscles, and ask that I prove my ability to do so. They seem to be quite forgetful, too. Unless.... perhaps they are doing secret health checks on me? Ensuring that my muscles are in good shape??
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh honey. They’re thirsty and they want to admire the view. How are you this dense?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Thirsty??? But I permit 15 minute breaks every hour! How do I encourage them to drink more, instead of using their breaks for observing the view from the ship windows?? And I am this dense for purposes related to being a primarily water based creature, I believe!
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Oh! Well that explains a lot more. And also why I seem to lack in clean shirts.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Thirsty as in horny as in thinking you are attractive. My god, man. You are a fuchsia in good physical shape, practically every troll alive has been conditioned to find you appealing.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Ah. The slang term. I always forget that modern language has changed so much. But I sincerely hope it is not entirely due to my blood color!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It is very obviously also due to your build. As we were just discussing. They are both factors.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Well, I am glad that I am considered handsome! Thank you for your explanation!!
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Oh, thank you! I believe that is the human barkbeast youth, which are quite adorable!