♠ hated by @romanFishtank
HTTPS://C.TENOR.COM/RBNAVKJ3E88AAAAD/TENOR.GIF
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY AND IT LOOSELY INVOLVES ME, THEREFORE MY EGO IS FED
NEVER HIT A RECHITT SO FAST IN MY LIFESPAN
D--> Eridan's stim for the day is apparently "havve you evver shared a quad wwith a stupid [%plitive] horse?" D--> Said rhythmically, with a head bob D--> Someone needs to study him
D--> I gave him his wriggler food hours ago D--> He hasn't even touched it D--> "i wwas too busy bein a wworm" D--> Typical D--> The fact I can even say "typical" to that D--> What does that say about my life and relationships?
:33 < *ac whistles cutely*
you are not gauring to loike it but oi do have the remedy
D--> I need to work on my sticker use D--> But an attempt was made D--> I hope to get better in time D--> So, please continue to support me
@aromaticCamellia D--> It is done
D--> I do not know where he picked this behooviour up D--> Its like he wants to test me and my tolerance when he knows I crush him like a bug
D--> Eridan D--> Turn off your PC D--> You left Dwarf Fortress open D--> It is inflating your play time on Steam
get fucked other eridan
im still learning the whole "dating the guy i hate thing" so like are yall living together or something
D--> And failing at basic logic gate automation D--> Your dupes are suffocating Eridan
wwoww thats a lotta panic for an inferior eridan personally i dont think i need evvery other vversion a me shot behind the nutrition block just so i can sleep knowwin im the best one the lot a you embarrass yourselvves an its your problem if another me manages to out perform me then hes givven me somethin wworth competin wwith but ericide because they just think theyre better than you? sounds like youre scared they might be right
8=l < Oh so you do listen to normal palatable music
D--> Seeing Eridan so flustered at my musculature does make me quite proud D--> Might have to start fle5ing around him more D--> Just to bother him some
8=l < You are the one he kissed 8=l < Process of elimination really
hi eric.
the fruit wwizard says: https://file.garden/ashkw3l1p3kdewvi/scernshort.jpeg
Have you ever considered that maybe that's exactly where he wants to be.
8=l < At least I understood what that sentence says 8=l < As vile as it was to read
8=)
@romanFishtank 8=l < I'm right and you're mad about it 8=l < Be nice to my pony
8=l < Oh he's rather attractive with a scowl 8=l < You must agree since you took the photo
8=l < So you admit you're delusional
8=l < I was not ready for how ugly the rat act001ly is 8=l < It was okay until the vocals started 8=l < This, as you phrased it, "ain't" gas
8=l < I think @romanFishtank and @centaurTrained w001d be a cute couple
i have an excel spreadsheet ꙮf what makes yꙮu the mꙮst paranꙮid, sꙮ i'm just gꙮnna type ꙮut a few ꙮf them fꙮr pretty much nꙮ reasꙮn. glarses unꙮ pesterparty fruit wizard cherubs but blue fruit wizard again yꙮutube - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I ASK MY MUM WHAT IS LGBT SHE SAID "YES SON LETS GET BUBBLE TEA"
the fruit wwizard says: hello yes it is i, the fruit wiwzard of fruit. while @romanfishtank wrongfully assumed that @potionseller is the fruits wwizard of magic, it was actually me's truly all along. your search is over, detective.
none of these words are in the bible mate
bro wwho is taking your piss and how is it being done, that sounds awful no one should have their piss taken without consent, damn
yeh yeh i know what "take the piss" means, i actively elected to take the words literally for humour you know, like a joke? a haha heehee? a gutbuster? a ribtickler look, i knoww having a sense of humour is probably a lot for you, but sometimews people take figures of speech literally for comedic effect
Bɛfºrɛ tºªstɛrs, mªnƴ trºlls wºůld tªkɛ smªll pịɛcɛs ºf brɛªd ªnd skɛwɛr thɛm ºn stịcks tº 'tºªst' thɛm. Důɛ tº thɛ lªck ºf prºpɛr flịppịng mɛthºds thɛ brɛªd ºftɛn tºªstɛd ůnɛvɛnlƴ ªnd ɛvɛn ºftɛn ɛndɛd ůp bůrnt ịn sºmɛ cªsɛs.
if i ignꙮred it, yꙮu'd prꙮbably just make 20 mꙮre paranꙮid pꙮsts. gꙮ play yꙮur *checks nꙮn-wizard yꙮutube* unꙮ, and calm dꙮwn. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
damn, this wꙮuld be sꙮ scary if it were cꙮrrect in any capacity. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
yꙮu literally called me "fruit wizard" sꙮme time agꙮ. i'm still nꙮt entirely sure what that nickname even means, but yꙮu did call me that. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i'm literally nꙮt, thꙮugh. yꙮu're prꙮbably thinking ꙮf sꙮmeꙮne else. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
anyꙮne named eridan is pretty much irrelevant - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
D --> I would like to state for the record D --> This is NOT me D --> I am not at this Femboy Hooters D --> Horseboy Hooters, however, I am interested
shꙮuld i start selling merchandise? like - yes hate - nꙮ (vꙮtes by anyꙮne named eridan will nꙮt cꙮunt) - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i wouldve expected you to get cghudjak but tghi$ make$ $en$e too
Ivve nevver been so invvested in my entire life before.
apparently i have beef with an eridan, ꙮr sꙮmething?? nꙮt really sure what it's abꙮut, but i wꙮn't say nꙮ tꙮ driving sꙮmeꙮne insane. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
OH IM SSO SSCARED >83 YOUR FRAGI/E EGO ISS FUNNY >83
YOU C/EAR/Y SSAID G/ARSSESS TWICE HERE SSO YOU OBVIOUSS/Y DO >83
i'm full a mysteries like that. also i like reassurance an positive attention an take great pride in bein vulnerable on main at all times.
look man i knoww our superior vviolet pans are built for compulsivve navvel gazin but this is just an elaborate wway a callin cro ran the fuck through additionally go suck on a wwhales periscope
an noww for some scaldin truisms https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee1d8c65845e.jpg
D--> In an attempt to build a robot that is capable of defeating me in combat I have created a machine that if it escapes it might e%terminate a portion of the lowb100d population D--> I hope it does not come to this
no im implyin youd havve to spiral into psychedelic psychosis to evven graze your fingertips upon the mere concept a wwhat soulburnin wwrath im capable of but also lets not disparage rick and morty too much noww its actually a vvery intelligent series that most people dont understand
wwould lovve to see you try mate my powwer has scaled to levvels you could scarcely imagine in your most demented narcotic induced delusions best to fall in line wwith the eridan council before you get shunned
good luck wwith that but im smokin ya faster than you can say goudahoy matey
plus fivve eridan points
w0w, all II 2ee ii2 20me0ne wiith an 2tupiid pr0fiile piicture.
so there *are* hot male goldbloods in my area.... #vvaguepostin #dashwwatchin
you're so funny