Cecil Gershwin Palmer
@romanticRadiohost
[⏺️📶📈] They say an apple a day keeps the doctors away. Who? Do you know them? If you do, please call in. Doctors keep leaving ominous notes on our door like "Whoever told you about that apple trick will pay."
Good news, listeners! The smog in Aisle 7 has returned! In other news, today's weather: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCaFdkVIO8
I've received word from one of my listeners that the unidentified smog in Aisle 7 of the Ralph's has suddenly vanished. If anyone needs emotional support during this difficult time, I will be opening the phone lines to questions soon.
I have met someone who I suppose could be considered an evil version of me. He wasn't always evil. Sometimes I feel bad for who he used to be. Anyways, listeners, I'd like to inform you all that Saturday has been canceled this week due to budget cuts.
[⏺️📶📈] City council is saving me from having to visit my stepmom this weekend. #thankyoucitycouncil
Hello, listeners! Due to a few concerning posts I've seen since joining the site, I would like to remind everyone that all bombs sent through the postal service should be *properly labeled.* That's what the bomb labels are for!!!