Cecil Gershwin Palmer
@romanticRadiohost
Good news, listeners! The smog in Aisle 7 has returned! In other news, today's weather: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCaFdkVIO8
I've received word from one of my listeners that the unidentified smog in Aisle 7 of the Ralph's has suddenly vanished. If anyone needs emotional support during this difficult time, I will be opening the phone lines to questions soon.
I have met someone who I suppose could be considered an evil version of me. He wasn't always evil. Sometimes I feel bad for who he used to be. Anyways, listeners, I'd like to inform you all that Saturday has been canceled this week due to budget cuts.
[⏺️📶📈] City council is saving me from having to visit my stepmom this weekend. #thankyoucitycouncil
Hello, listeners! Due to a few concerning posts I've seen since joining the site, I would like to remind everyone that all bombs sent through the postal service should be *properly labeled.* That's what the bomb labels are for!!!