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Slimo the Schemer

@royalAdvisor

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Caspertame
13 hours ago
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Empress will get on chittr dot ing and talk about how the empire hurt her just as much as it hurt everyone else and we have to read that shit against our will. 😭

Kult: +49
Kull: +15
Total: 64
Ratio: 3.27
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Scheming Eunuch
13 hours ago
@schemingEunuch[SE]

I wholeheartedly agree.

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Caspertame
13 hours ago
YUCKY PENNY
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Unraisinably Hated 100K
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Who the god damn fuck are you

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Slimo the Schemer
13 hours ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

No one to be trusted my liege. He means to betray you.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Slimo the Schemer
13 hours ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

They will betray you.

Kult: +52
Kull: +45
Total: 97
Ratio: 1.16
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Vyeper Eridae
13 hours ago
@contingentEuchymy[CE]

WHO.

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Slimo the Schemer
13 hours ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Everyone who is not Slimo, you can only trust Slimo my liege.

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Vyeper Eridae
13 hours ago
@contingentEuchymy[CE]

ARE YOU CERⵜAIN? @CANNIBALI⚕︎ⵜICCUI⚕︎INE WILL YOU BEⵜRAY ME?

@cannibalisticCuisine
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Mekrut Ansatz
13 hours ago
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Alternian Civilian
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Barely Survived
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
pansexual
love yourself
@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

¡ don7 p!an on ¡7? ¡ qu¡7e !¡ke you! more 7han ¡ wou!d !¡ke 7o adm¡7!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Vyeper Eridae
13 hours ago
@contingentEuchymy[CE]

VERY GOOD. ⵜHEN ⵜHI⚕︎ PER⚕︎ON I⚕︎ LYING ABOUⵜ ⵜHE INⵜENⵜION⚕︎ OF BEⵜRAYAL.

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Mekrut Ansatz
13 hours ago
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Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
Vision Impaired
This user has difficulty seeing.
Score!!!!!!!!
This user cannot help being a Scorpio.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
pansexual
love yourself
@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

$wee7hear7 7hey !¡7era!!y have "$chemer" ¡n 7he name wha7 d¡d you expec7

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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Slimo the Schemer
13 hours ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Slimo sees how it is.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Mekrut Ansatz
13 hours ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
Vision Impaired
This user has difficulty seeing.
Score!!!!!!!!
This user cannot help being a Scorpio.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
pansexual
love yourself
@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

$!¡mo buddy ¡7$ 9onna be okay ¡ for9¡ve you

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Slimo the Schemer
13 hours ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Thank you my liege.

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slenderman
1 week ago
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A user of established repute
@slenderMan[SM]

sorry about the lack of page posts i was cranking 90s to get enough vbucks for my skin

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Slimo the Schemer
1 week ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Never apologize my liege. Those who would deny you your wealth would see you fall regardless of your plea.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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CG
1 week ago
@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

WHATEVER. FINALLY CATCHING A FUCKING BREAK BY HELPING JADE. AT LEAST SOMEONE HERE ISN'T DETERMINED TO ASSUME THE WORST OF ME.

Kult: +34
Kull: +15
Total: 49
Ratio: 2.27
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Slimo the Schemer
1 week ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Yesss my liege, they all will turn against you.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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CG
1 week ago
@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

NOW I'VE GOT FUCKING SLIMO HERE WHISPERING INTO MY EAR LIKE GODDAMN GRÍMA WORMTONGUE. FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Slimo the Schemer
1 week ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Slimo understands when he is not wanted, when you realize you need Slimo he will be waiting my liege.

Kult: +2
Kull: +2
Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00
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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Hello my liege would you like this non-poisoned glass of drink?

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25
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Red Velvet!
2 weeks ago
@feelingFoxy[FF]

Glass of drink...

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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Yesss would you like it..?

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Red Velvet!
2 weeks ago
@feelingFoxy[FF]

I appreciate the thought Slimo but I'm on a very strict poisoned-drink only diet, trying to build up my poisons tolerance

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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Hrn as you wish my liege...

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Caspertame
2 weeks ago
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Keykeeper
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ffriendd of ffourss
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Someone toss a puzzle into my enclosure. Bored't.

Kult: +49
Kull: +25
Total: 74
Ratio: 1.96
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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Perhaps my liege would like cool new puzzle Slimo made called "Memorize and figure out how to disable the traps leading to the royal vault"?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Caspertame
2 weeks ago
YUCKY PENNY
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Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
Keykeeper
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
OZA-TAP Official
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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Slimo, I want a logic puzzle of some sort.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

It will take quite the feat of logic to disarm the traps I assure you.

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Caspertame
2 weeks ago
YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@chillerAficionado[CA]

Maybe later, Slimo.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Slimo is used to biding his time...

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moe yaoi fairy
2 weeks ago
The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
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Trolltism
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

Spectrumleap just knocked so much shit off a shelf. I am GRIEVING. WHAT THE FUCK !! !! !! !!

Kult: +35
Kull: +35
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.00
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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Traitors one and all.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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moe yaoi fairy
2 weeks ago
The Yaoi Fairy
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Trolltism
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
friend of PASCAL!
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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

HE HATES ME AND MY SWAG !! !! !!

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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

You can only trust in Slimo these days it seems...

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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moe yaoi fairy
2 weeks ago
The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
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OZA-TAP Official
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Trolltism
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

slimo..should I shave my massive meow8east in punishment for his crimes

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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Yes... Give no quarter my liege...

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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moe yaoi fairy
2 weeks ago
The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈
This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

yes...YES...thank you slimo

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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Of course my liege, Slimo is a... humble advisor.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Phuntr Guynax
2 weeks ago
Antiverified
A user of undeniable disrepute.
Job Application
The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@consequentlyOblique[CO]

guys i seriously think i could go to some kind of ancient temple and avoid all the traps and solve all the puzzles within to win myself a great treasure.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Yes, you could have a fantastical treasure and a lowered guard.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde
2 weeks ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Kult: +49
Kull: +15
Total: 64
Ratio: 3.27
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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

They would deny you your kfc my liege.

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Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde
2 weeks ago
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

They don't know what's coming to them if they so much as think about denying me my KFC.

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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Indeed, indeed, and yet they would try. You can only trust Slimo to have your best interests at heart.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Reveri | Sun Sets Over The Horizon
2 weeks ago
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
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Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

I keep feeling like some ones trying to sell me something when I'm out and about. The false alarm was the last I've had, I'm stuck operating off of intuition. Probably for the best.

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00
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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

They seek to take advantage of your generosity. Best leave matters of coin to Slimo.

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Reveri | Sun Sets Over The Horizon
2 weeks ago
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
transgender
love yourself
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
@todaysDreamer[TD]

Mmm. Metaphorical. It may be more people trying to get the drop on me, Slimo. Dunno who they are they have just been getting bold.

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Slimo the Schemer
2 weeks ago
@royalAdvisor[RA]

Traitors all about...