Jane Crocker

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I was QUITE ceremoniously invited to appear on the next episode of Rumble! After clearing my schedule, having the garments for the event custom-tailored, and hauling myself all the way down to the Patch, it was only after physically climbing into the ring that I discovered that we CANNOT proceed. Because someone (@golgothasTerror) couldn't hit me. Or even stage-hit me. Or even convincingly raise his fist to me. We tried for over an hour. I thought he was going to toss his cookies from sheer stress at one point. We cut the line on that catch when he began to sizzle and glow. I suppose I ought to find it sweet, but I'm moreso inconvenienced by the way I am squeezed into this MINUSCULE leather getup with nowhere to take it. :|