>([anybody know #ow to get a cylinder unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled wit# butter and microwaved mas#ed banana. its really important t#e cylinder remains un#armed #nsfw]
>([im getting t#is fuckin cylinder out of #ere for bot# our sakes]
How /\bout I rip the tube off of the cylinder for you?///
Do you have any salad oil? Additional lubrication may help your cylinder out of this Pickle.
>([your nimble little #ands mig#t just do t#e job get over #ere and #andle t#is tube and cylinder for me]
>([t#e seal around t#e cylinder is really firm man im not sure if i can get anyt#ing in t#ere]
If you c/\ll my h/\nds little /\g/\in I'll cut it off inste/\d /\sshole///
But fine, I guess I'll come help you since you c/\n't fucking st/\y out of situ/\tions for fi\/e minutes///
Oil creeps! That's why the bottle's always a little greasy. Just apply it little by little and might sink in.
>([t#e way t#at i get into situations makes a man so jealous for real]