LET IT BE KNOWN. I QuITE LIKE BALD WHITE PEOPLE. I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S A PROBLEMATIC OPINION TO HAVE. IN TODAY'S BIZARRO WORLD. HATEFuL. AND REVERSE BIGOTED CLIMATE. BuT EVERY TIME @docScratch OR @doctorScratch OR @scratchDoc OR @onescratchOfmany OR @scratchDoctor SHOWS uP IN MY MENTIONS. IT REMINDS ME THAT NOT EVERYONE IS WORTH DECAPITATING AND SKuLLFuCKING TO ENDLESS PuRGATORY STYLE OBLIVION AND POST MORTEM TORTuRE. SOME. WILL BE SPARED. #NSFW #I-THINK #DOES-SKuLLFuCKING-COuNT #NSFW-AT-ANY-COMPANY-I-REFuSE-TO-WORK-AT
I AM CLAPPING MY HANDS TOGETHER. LIKE A GIDDY ASS LITTLE OVERLORD. WHO WAS JuST INFORMED. WE DO IN FACT. STILL HAVE COLA. AND FORT NIGHTS. IMPENETRABLE FORTRESSES. REALLY. GREAT STuFF. YOu DID THAT THING. YOu PuLLED THE TRICK I ADORE. WHERE YOu ARE. WHERE I SAID YOu AREN'T. BuT WERE THERE THE ENTIRE TIME. THIS IS WHY I KEEP YOu AROuND. WHO IS A GOOD LITTLE CuEBALL BITCH. COME HERE. I SAID. FuCKING. COME HERE. THERE IS A SPLOTCH ON YOuR BIG FREAKISH ROuNDED SKuLL I WANT TO CLEAN. I DO NOT WANT MY SERVANTS TO SEEM LIKE SLOBS. HOLD FuCKING STILL.
Of course, sir. I would approach, as you command.
@docScratch OR @doctorScratch OR @scratchDoc OR @onescratchOfmany OR @scratchDoctor. PREFERABLY ALL OF YOu AT ONCE. SEIZE HER. THE BITCHY HAS ESCAPED THE CALIBORNTHEDRAL. I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK uPON HER WOMANLY INADEQuACIES FOR ANY LONGER. TAKE HER AWAY. SHOO. SHOO.
I refrain from expositing greatly, for it is you, who has the rights to all of the words in the world that I would usually use to describe my amazement and fondness.
Handmaid. This is no way to react to praise centered towards others. Have you forgotten how I am affected by these reactions from you? But I must say, if you behave, there may be some candies in store for you, young lady. Quite. A. Few. Candies.
yØur candies are fucking disgusting.
Well then, if that's all you have to say on the matter, I'm sure I could arrange for you to have no fruit of your labor, and putting you into a life of work with no reward. How would that sound to you, young lady? Does it meet your high standards?
im nØt yØurs. it isnt my fault yØur candy is bad.
Young lady, you used to absolutely adore my candy. What has happened to you?
aging.