Pro tip: Don’t let your day be started abruptly by a five-year-old whining about how she’s been inside all week (less than 12 hours, but ok) and then agree to sit outside in the bright fucking sunlight with her while she proceeds to play in the fucking mud. I can’t keep this kid out of mud. How the hell do you keep them out of mud.
kids love mud to a point where it always finds their way near them no matter how long its been since the last rain absolutely nothing you can do to stop it
nah i didnt go outside much but my kid enjoys napping in dirt so
Oh, shit. You’ve got a spawn, too, huh. Neat. Doesn’t seem like many of us do.
yea i got a kid hes probably less of a handful than a whole human child though
nah its less rude to ask than to assume ya feel hes a chicken long story short i was there when he hatched and he imprinted on me