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I need someone to lift me up from behind and pop my back. I’d pay money for it, at this point.

I need to bring every Roxy out on a spa day. For multiple reasons including rest and relaxation, of course, but I also just think it would be fun. Room full of Roxy. How quickly do you think they’d start sharing cat content?

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@tipsyGalactica[TG]

tha right answer is immediatly

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Five hours of sleep. Great success.

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From DnD right into Minecraft. It’s a damn good Wednesday.

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DnD time. Peace.

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I haven't drank in seven years. God. I need to get out of the house. #substance

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

yeah you gotta fix that man what the fuck are you doin

I've got a clingy kid who insists on MLP reruns for bed. I'm not abandoning fantastic cinema. But I guess I should semi-soon.

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

oh shit- a kid? (yikes) yeah ya got me there guess ya got no choice but to stay put

Yikes indeed.

If you search ultra masculine whitegirl playlist on YouTube you will be held hostage by Dr. House.

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he is theeeee ultramasc grlboss

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Do it.

I envy him.

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@tipsyGalactica[TG]

so thats why i feel so attracted 2 him

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His confidence and aloof personality is a true draw.

u can b him

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Dr. Shades.

its nevr lupus prescribe more shades

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This vexes me.

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>> ¡ too am ¡n th¡ડ ep¡ડode 😏

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Alright. At least half of you are probably insomniacs. Any sleep tips? I've tried most of the common stuff already. I need out-of-the-box thinking.

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

works every time

With sex, swords, guns, fists, or all of the above. #nsfw

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I respect this.

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Can't go wrong with it, man.

... OH! Well. Aha. (Gosh is it hot in here all of a sudden??????????) Makes sense!!! Yes im absolutely with you now. V-very fun!

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There you go. Straightforward always does the trick with you.

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Eheheh... you know me so well-!

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It's a pretty solid perception of most Jakes.

Touché!

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It's a good workout, though, so it works out.

Somebody get that pony an apple immediately.

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@barackObama[BO]

I’m doing my best.

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@barackObama[BO]

I see why Dave likes you.

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@barackObama[BO]

I am honored to hear that.

Yo.

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Hilo friend 🐴🎀🩷😁👋

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@mapleHoof[MH]

Oh, hey. Big fan.

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maplehoof Loves you 🐴🎀🩷😁

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@mapleHoof[MH]

Shedding a single, deeply emotional tear. I love you, too, Maplehoof.

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