Shades
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I expected to see other versions of myself here. I did not, however, expect to see so many variables in appearance.
I've always found that to be the most fascinating thing about the multiverse; there's alternates of us with totally different builds and figures, different presentations - there's even Janes out there that are WHITE! It truly boggles the mind.
Yeah, seeing myself white was crazy. It is cool seeing all the differences, I guess. Giving me more ideas about hair dye at least. Maybe I wouldn't look awful brunet.
Roxy’s talked me into Pilates with her and the kid once a week before we all end up with shrimp posture and bad backs. It’s making me miss the hand-to-hand classes I used to attend. Ugh.
I used to know a pretty fiery gal into those kinds of things and dragged me to them here and there. She'd walk on my back and it'd work wonders for me, personally.
Fuck. I’d kill to have my back walked on. That sounds great. You not in contact with her anymore?
Ehhhh well. I was a bit younger back then. A bit more unwillin' to be tied down. She wasn't a real big fan of that so...y'know, I'm sure you know how this story ends, and thus what the answer is.
Ah. Shit. Yeah, I’ve been in a similar-ish situation. Sucks all around.
Some people will name their children after other loved ones that have passed away. Sometimes I think about naming my son (if it does turn out to be a son anyway; I haven't had an ultrasound yet to find out) after my dear poppop. ...But that would probably be a little weird for June, wouldn't it? I mean, it's a common name, but still...
It's not really queer if you're doin' it with an alien, right? That's like it's own different thing. Not that I'm against either concept or nothin'. Just thinkin' aloud here. #nsfw
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I haven't drank in seven years. God. I need to get out of the house. #substance
yeah you gotta fix that man what the fuck are you doin
I've got a clingy kid who insists on MLP reruns for bed. I'm not abandoning fantastic cinema. But I guess I should semi-soon.
oh shit- a kid? (yikes) yeah ya got me there guess ya got no choice but to stay put
If you search ultra masculine whitegirl playlist on YouTube you will be held hostage by Dr. House.
so thats why i feel so attracted 2 him
the voices r tellin me 2 have a few drinks n numb out the pain but i know it would only maek me even moer sick... ro 1 voices 0 #substance
It might be more efficient to go through some self-care shit first. A bubble bath can fix a lot.
∘☽ Any cures for indigestion? I may have eaten something I perhaps shouldn't have.. ☾∘
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/118449972_8XcRrhGD772HqPN.jpg WHAT the f∇ck is this. Whoever said better fish when it rains, yo∇ were f∇cking right. What the f∇ck.^-
Alright. At least half of you are probably insomniacs. Any sleep tips? I've tried most of the common stuff already. I need out-of-the-box thinking.
shots and then another shot and then another shot and then another shot and then another shot and then another shot and then a dollop of ketamine and then another shot and then #substance
Get it done by a hot guy and it's even better. Sleep like a baby.