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Snake bites are, objectively, the best facial piercing.
Wouldn't it hurt to be bit by a slitherbeast in the face? sounds a bit dangerous.
I'm a little too red-adjacent to offer much eye rest per post. We'd need blue. Or teal.
I expected to see other versions of myself here. I did not, however, expect to see so many variables in appearance.
I've always found that to be the most fascinating thing about the multiverse; there's alternates of us with totally different builds and figures, different presentations - there's even Janes out there that are WHITE! It truly boggles the mind.
Yeah, seeing myself white was crazy. It is cool seeing all the differences, I guess. Giving me more ideas about hair dye at least. Maybe I wouldn't look awful brunet.
Roxy’s talked me into Pilates with her and the kid once a week before we all end up with shrimp posture and bad backs. It’s making me miss the hand-to-hand classes I used to attend. Ugh.
I used to know a pretty fiery gal into those kinds of things and dragged me to them here and there. She'd walk on my back and it'd work wonders for me, personally.
Fuck. I’d kill to have my back walked on. That sounds great. You not in contact with her anymore?
Ehhhh well. I was a bit younger back then. A bit more unwillin' to be tied down. She wasn't a real big fan of that so...y'know, I'm sure you know how this story ends, and thus what the answer is.
Ah. Shit. Yeah, I’ve been in a similar-ish situation. Sucks all around.
True what they say. You don't really know what ya got until it's gone. In any case, best of luck with the back pains, pal.
I need someone to lift me up from behind and pop my back. I’d pay money for it, at this point.
I need to bring every Roxy out on a spa day. For multiple reasons including rest and relaxation, of course, but I also just think it would be fun. Room full of Roxy. How quickly do you think they’d start sharing cat content?
tha right answer is immediatly
Five hours of sleep. Great success.
From DnD right into Minecraft. It’s a damn good Wednesday.
I haven't drank in seven years. God. I need to get out of the house. #substance
yeah you gotta fix that man what the fuck are you doin
I've got a clingy kid who insists on MLP reruns for bed. I'm not abandoning fantastic cinema. But I guess I should semi-soon.
oh shit- a kid? (yikes) yeah ya got me there guess ya got no choice but to stay put
If you search ultra masculine whitegirl playlist on YouTube you will be held hostage by Dr. House.
Alright. At least half of you are probably insomniacs. Any sleep tips? I've tried most of the common stuff already. I need out-of-the-box thinking.
... OH! Well. Aha. (Gosh is it hot in here all of a sudden??????????) Makes sense!!! Yes im absolutely with you now. V-very fun!
There you go. Straightforward always does the trick with you.
Somebody get that pony an apple immediately.
Shedding a single, deeply emotional tear. I love you, too, Maplehoof.