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Hm. I thought Glasya was exaggerating when they said trolls get kidnapped here every night, but… It has been only a few nights and already I have heard of two kidnappings and another troll who is MIA.

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action; statement input; statement: it happens a |ot. input; statement: |ess often is the kidnapper getting cu||ed by their victim's friends, but it sti|| happens

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It’s forever on here, it’s annoying as fuck.

I see. I suppose that is to be expekhted as well. Foolish for anyone to think they khan khommit sukhh a khrime without khonsequenkhes.

Mhm… Quite a headakhhe for legislakherators, I’d imagine.

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I’m honestly not sure if the few legis on here even give a fuck, it’s that common and tends to be addressed by the friends and/or quads of whoever knows the person.

Hm, I see. And hardly surprising, unless the troll is someone of high profile or status, the glory-seeking legislakherators are unlikely to akht. But, for the khommon folk, and legislakherators who do their job… A headakhhe.

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I just do my best to not worry about it tbh unless it’s someone I know. Especially because clumsy rescue attempts have caused problems in the past.

I’m not surprised they do. Mmh… I’m not worried either, I do not know these trolls, and my skills will only be relevant if they show up on my operating table.

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So fair, so fair.

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