chittr
← @thrivingWallflower

[Guess who spent an hour and a ha|f being chased around his hive by a giant hornet. The f|yswatter just made it mad. I needed a hammer to ki|| it.]

Kult: +25
Kull: +25
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.00

What the fuck man. A hammer? For a hornet? You’re making me deadass concerned, that’s a weird fucking feeling.

[I panicked! D: The hammer was c|oser than a shoe, and I was desperate to get rid of it after the swatter made it worse! It stung me twice before I fina||y hit it!]

How are you alive.

[Good |uck? If you saw how big that hornet was you'd agree with me about the hammer. It was |onger than my thumb!]

I mean I don’t DISAGREE about the hammer, man, but like why didn’t you just spray it with something. That’d at least disorient it so you could nail it faster.