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Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

The purple matrix pill lets you have sex but every time you do yackety sax plays on kazoos.

Kult: +87
Kull: +85
Total: 172
Ratio: 1.02
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@laxLitterateur[LL]

i thought you just said sex isnt reaLL

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Stay hydrated!
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love yourself
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

This is the purple matrix pill world where it is, c’mon, they teach you this stuff at Gaia.

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@laxLitterateur[LL]

they toLLd me that worLLd got seaLLed away because a worLLd where sex is reaLL is too dangerous for mortaLL minds to handLLe

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Stay hydrated!
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love yourself
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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

First rule of me: I’m bullshit

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Survived the security certificate expiration event.
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On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
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@laxLitterateur[LL]

but if youre buLLLLshitting and im buLLLLshitting then whos fLLying the pLLane

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Stay hydrated!
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love yourself
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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

We’re gonna crash, sorry, hand in beautiful idiot hand.

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Survived the security certificate expiration event.
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@laxLitterateur[LL]

aw man but im too cute to die -n-

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Stay hydrated!
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love yourself
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

No you’re just too ridiculous ✨

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@laxLitterateur[LL]

i can be both

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Stay hydrated!
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love yourself
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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Yeah <3

Kult: +5
Total: 5