genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
asexual
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
The purple matrix pill lets you have sex but every time you do yackety sax plays on kazoos.
Kult: +87
Kull: +85
Total: 172
Ratio: 1.02

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i thought you just said sex isnt reaLL
↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
asexual
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
This is the purple matrix pill world where it is, c’mon, they teach you this stuff at Gaia.
↩ @secondtimesThecharm[ST]

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Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
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they toLLd me that worLLd got seaLLed away because a worLLd where sex is reaLL is too dangerous for mortaLL minds to handLLe
↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
asexual
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
First rule of me: I’m bullshit
↩ @secondtimesThecharm[ST]

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Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Barely Survived
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but if youre buLLLLshitting and im buLLLLshitting then whos fLLying the pLLane
↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
asexual
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
We’re gonna crash, sorry, hand in beautiful idiot hand.
↩ @secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Barely Survived
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aw man but im too cute to die -n-
↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
asexual
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
No you’re just too ridiculous ✨
↩ @secondtimesThecharm[ST]

Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Barely Survived
On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.
Deverified
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i can be both
↩ @laxLitterateur[LL]
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
asexual
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
Yeah <3
Kult: +5
Total: 5