Kizien Helzir
@serendipitousPanacea
8iologist. Geneticist. Thanatologist... and all-round silly guy 8] Fleet scientist stationed at 045, designation Ripmaw
I like thinking of my zom8ies as 8eing mindless killing machines, 8ut it's not entirely true. They still hold some traits and memories from their little 8its and pieces, the same way that a transplanted organ is on their previous host's schedule. It's why I have to 8e so meticulous when choosing who to sew together. The aspect I had least thought a8out, however, was the will. The will is not an organ, nor is it exactly as quantifia8le as strength or intelligence, so I'd not given it much thought, 8ut it does make sense. Think of it this way... I use quite a lot of soldiers. Every troll wishes to survive on some deep, 8ase level, 8ut soldiers have already signed away their life, haven't they? There is some part of them that is welcoming death. Delicious as it is, perhaps I ought to look for trolls with less desire to die.
My Chittr peers, come and tell me your 8est and most favorite joke! Let's see who's actually funny around here.
My worst joke i have Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I want a vacation. Going planetside again is the o8vious option, 8ut.... Meretif also sounds nice. I wonder if my dear old commander will grant me leave 🥺
Sharp de8ris lodged in my 8oot 8[ #my8oot
♯yourheinoussharpdebris ♯yourinjury ♯yourboot
Progress is when your zom8ie 8reaks out of containment 8ecause it's stronger than your previous one and you have to put it down and 8uild a new containment unit <3
Dominant and su8missive are out. Dominant and recessive are in. #humor #jokes #sciencejokes #haha #funny #justgeneticistthings #notlikeotherviolets
For me, every day is 8ring your lusus to work day. He hates 8eing stuck in space, 8ut if I must, then he must https://iili.io/B2525Cb.png
I would love to say I'll 8e a good representation of the fleet's values while I'm on this we8site, 8ut we all know I'm not going to do that. I'm not a fan of 8ehaving.
Is This Considered A Self Report If Nothing Will Be Done About Your Behavior?
(( Quick OOC post for pinning reasons! All of my OCs are from my fantroll askblog on tumblr, and are able to be interacted with there! The interactions that happen on Chittr are not considered blog-canon, but I appreciate all the silliness that happens here regardless <3 https://damistrolls.tumblr.com/ ))
