troll meat food review Thank you to the individual notified me that troll meat was rather mediocre. It tasted rather decent. I don’t know what i expected. 5/10 unseasoned 8/10 seasoned. additionally remember to use more than 3 seasonings in your meal if you try to replicate this. salt pepper and garlic powder go long ways but at least add rosemary and thyme. would i try again? not really it was too much work for little reward. i’m sure it would’ve been really cool and metaphorical if i did it again like troll hannibal but unfortunately it was too fucking mid. i spent like 3 hours butchering for barely anything to cook. i understand the appeal of the whole “oh cannibalism as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy” or “cannibalism as a metaphor for obsession” or even the “cannibalism as a metaphor for control” here and there but it really isn’t worth risking getting troll kuru. if you want better metaphors for any of the above just be a rich asshole, or a stalker, or a control freak like everyone else. if your a regular “cannibalism as a metaphor for i’m hungry” like the rest of us. steer clear it’s not worth the hype. #gore #cannibalism #foodreview #legallythisisajoke
i think they should add a “concerned” reaction because i don’t think i |w|as meant to read this