Ho₩ard from accounting, count ¥our da¥$. I'm $igning ¥ou up to $ooo man¥ inappropriat€ ₩€b$it€$ right no₩ #g€tfuck€d
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I’m afraid there aren’t a lot of ways, good sir, unless you have something valuable to sell or someone you can sweet-talk into helping you. But perhaps I can still give you some advice. What are your skills?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
G€tting out of $ituation$ and $camming old g€€z€r$ onlin€ (and I'm a pr€tt¥ good $hot but I'd rath€r not cull troll$ rn)
Mo$tl¥ th€ $ort that r€po$t$ lik€ 500 pictur€$ of troll j€gu$ or th€ m€$$iah on grubbook
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh fair enough, they have it coming. Hm. Well, maybe you just need one big, good scam. What kinds do you usually run?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
Imma b€ r€al it'$ mo$tl¥ ju$t m€ tr¥ing to $€€ ho₩ $tupid I can g€t ₩ith it? On€ tim€ I DM€d $om€ old gu¥ $a¥ing I ₩a$ hi$ anc€$tor and h€ ju$t??? B€li€v€d m€??
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh, my good Mr. Miller. Please. We can upgrade your scams. No wonder you're floundering. But I do see potential in you. A thirst to succeed. So aside from the ancestor thing, what other tactics have you tried?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
Oka¥ but ¥ou can not judg€ m€ for thi$ on€. So I'm r€all¥ good at pitching m¥ voic€ up? And I'd ju$t larp a$ a girl in th€$€ $hitt¥ $€rv€r$ inf€$t€d b¥ d€$p€rat€ n€rd$
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Why would I judge you? Honestly, brilliant. I truly feel for all the women I know, having to deal with such things, that you are honestly doing a public service by diverting attention from them. If you get caegers from it, even better! Let them be toppled by their own clumsy lust!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
It ha$ it$ p€rk$ I gu€$$- fall$ und€r th€ radar too Unlik€ a gr¥btco rug pull (although that'$ v€r¥ t€mpting)