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holy nak you found my mom?! i didnt even know i had one! youre so chill we should hang out sometime
whos your girlfriend is she seeing anyone
Oh shit, uhhh hey yeah not dead.
YES. WHY DON'T YOu RuB IT IN MY FACE. THAT MY SKELETON SIBLING. AKA. MY SISTER. IS FuCKING DEAD. DO NOT. COMPARE ME. TO A PAIR OF BONY ASS SKELETONS. I AM ROYALTY. GuARD YOuRSELF AGAINST SuCH STuPID THOuGHTS IN THE FuTuRE. SO THAT YOu DO NOT HAVE THEM. I AM A FuCKING CHERuB. NOT A SKELETON. A LORD OF TIME. NOT A WASTE OF TIME. I AM THE ONE WHO WILL PAINT ALL OF SPACE AND TIME IN MY OWN MASTERPIECE OF SISTERLY EXSANGuINATED BLOOD AND BuLLETS RIPPED THROuGH THE FLIMSY FABRIC OF REALITY. AND YOu HAVE THE AuDACITY. THE SHEER uNMITIGATED GALL. TO SAY I REMIND YOu OF TWO GOOFY FuCK SKELETON SIBLINGS CHuMMING IT uP. AROuND HOMETOWN. THESE BAGLESS BAGS OF BONES. SKuLK IN SIMMERING SIMPLETON THOuGHTS ABOuT. PLOTTING THEIR OWN IRRELEVANCE. ACCOMPLISHING FuCKALL IN A WIDER NARRATIVE. HAH. LAuGHABLE. I SEE YOu HAVE FOLLOWED ME ALSO. DO NOT MISTAKE MY TOLERANCE OF YOuR PRESENCE FOR A KIND OF. KINSHIP. WE ARE NOT FRIENDS. WE ARE NOT CLOSE ALLIES. WE DO NOT EVEN KNOW ONE ANOTHER BEYOND THE BASEST NuGGATORY ALLOTMENT OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. FOR COINCIDENTAL PROXIMITY IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINuuM. I AM A CREATIVE. AN ARCHITECT. A BuILDER OF REALITY uPON REALITY uPON MANIFOLD OF ALL THINGS. I AM HE WHO COMMANDS EVERYTHING AT THE APEX OF EXISTENCE. NO ONE COMES CLOSE. BECAuSE I WOuLD NOT ALLOW IT.
...it just occurred to me that I can't elaborate without doxxing my deadname in public. I will continue this in your DMs.
Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. This is YOUR FAULT. ALL of it.
Too Late Lmao Im Sending It Anyways
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𝓖reat! I remember those nights when you and 𝓓ess would cuddle on the couch watching horror movies after she learned the 𝓟𝓐𝓢𝓢𝓒𝓞𝓓𝓔 to the safety lock! 𝓨ou would always wind up so 𝓢𝓒𝓐𝓡𝓔𝓓 and you would cower in her arms!!! 𝓐h, the good old days.
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It ain't right to not tell y'. He's. Well, ah. No one can really, er... Find 'im?