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have i ever been a barista? no. do i know how to make a latte? also no. i will, however, do my best

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I have a latte f8ith in you dude!!!

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believe in the you that believes in me that believes in you

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You’d fit right in to my local café. They’re lucky their prices are so reasonable.

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thank you thank you i dated a barista once so i know at least some of the tips and tricks of the trade

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wise ass words

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ive got an espresso machine and a goddamn dream

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thanks i ripped them off from an expired fortune cookie

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wait shit fuck i only just realized you made a pun that was so goddamn smooth

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fortune cookies are the best source of inspiration though so

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😎

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